Some joke I heard when I was in elementary school.

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    It goes something like this: Once there was a lady who bought a house, and she decided to give it a name, she didn't know what to name it until some guy screams "YOU'RE A HAIRY BUTT!!!" so the lady says, "I know! I'll name it: The Hairy Butt!" Then one day, the lady got a cat, she didn't know what to name the cat until she hears a noise along the lines of a "crack", so she says, "I know! I'll name you Crack!" But then one day, Crack got lost, so she goes to the Police and says, "I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my Crack."
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    ah ha ha ha
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    See it's shit like this that's making people close their accounts...
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    • 3 years 5 months ago
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    I would never give a house such a foolish name
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    Hmmmmmm.......
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    This is going in my sig.
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh
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    Thats a good one.
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    • 3 years 4 months ago
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    This "joke" is way too forced to be funny.
    TMNT wrote:
    Movin` on up!! To the East side Blah blah Blah Movin on up Gaints lol.
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    vkimo wrote:
    We have a forum for jokes. I'm a mod there. Post it there so I can lock it please. :D


    Lock it? Okay, I'll take all my joke related topics to that forum. :)
    But before you lock this, could you tell Me what the forum's called? :D
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    Never mind, I found it. Pranks and Jokes, right?
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    Speaking of locking threads....

    There's now no one to lock threads in this Chit Chat user forum. All 3 mods and the admin are long gone...
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    • 3 years 4 months ago
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    Giving a house a name? How absurd!
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    • 3 years 26 days ago
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    No wonder you heard it in elementary school...
    Always playing as Yoshi since 1995!
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