Ned Mandingo III

  • AtariMan76
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    • 3 years 6 months ago
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    		 Ned is one of the guys from Bubba the Love Sponge. He is the oldest member of the Bubba the Love Sponge show. It's amazing he is still alive. I love him for his prank calls. He's not afraid to tell it like it is. This guy should run for president. I would vote for him. The first time I heard Ned was on "Everybody's Free to Smoke Marijuana" (a parody of Everybody's Free to Wear Sunscreen). In his version he gives out wise advice like:

    If you're still showering with your father at age 14, (no matter how natural it feels) it's not normal. Put your clothes on, and call the police.

    If a girl tells you she enjoys anal sex, she is lying.
    If a guy tells you he enjoys anal sex, you're in the wrong bar.

    or my favorite piece of advice:

    Be kind to your parents. They may leave you a large inheritance. But not so kind that they move in with you when they're sick. There's nothing worse than changing a 70 year old man's diaper.

    Here are two prank calls from him:

    Ned Call Vlasic Pickles (UNCENSORED)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJm-4ThSXY4

    Ned Calls Catholic Town (UNCENSORED)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuXSg3Exfkw

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  • Saruman_w
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    		 Oh yea, I remember those. Fucking hilarious. The downright best one is when he calls that Gay TV Channel.
    [code]assert ( !give_you_up); assert( !let_you_down); assert( !run_around); assert( !desert_you );[/code]
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  • AtariMan76
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    Saruman_w wrote:
    Oh yea, I remember those. Fucking hilarious. The downright best one is when he calls that Gay TV Channel.
    That's another good one. My most favorite though is the one where he calls a retirement community, and encourages the manager of that retirement community to open up to gays. It's funny when he says "Now look I'm just trying to help you out. You should think about a retirement community for gay retirees. I just wanna be able to walk down the street in a pair of crotchless adult diapers without being stared at. :lol:
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