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    • 3 years 6 months ago
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    Walking into a bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, "Poor me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."

    "Oh yeah?" said Charlie. "And how did this one end?"

    "When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees."

    "Really," said Charlie, "now that's a switch! What did she say?"

    She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken."
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    • 3 years 28 days ago
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    Where do you come up with these jokes? :lol: Hilarious stuff!
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    • 3 years 27 days ago
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    Good one.
    Always playing as Yoshi since 1995!
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