Worst things you got in your halloween bag?

  • Lavitz
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    • 3 years 7 months ago
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    		 Those damn popcorn balls... Not even buttery. Tastes like a damn ricecake..
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  • gaijinninja
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    • 3 years 7 months ago
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    		 When I was six I found a wrapped condom in my candy bag, I have no idea who actually handed it out to me.

    When I got home from trick-or-treating I was going through my stash and found this strange square rapper that looked different than any other candy I had ever gotten before. As I examined it more closely, I realized I had never heard
    Trojan candies so I opened it up to take a closer look.

    When I pulled it out of it's packaging it didn't look like any candy I had seen before. I thought it might have been like Wax Lips so I put the thing in my mouth to taste it. Luckily it was the dry kind without the special 'spermacidal cream filling' and I quickly realized it wasn't candy at all... but a balloon with a really large air valve!

    I blew it up a few times but since I couldn't tie knots yet it didn't hold air very well. After I shot it across my room a few times I stretched the opening around the top of my head and started running around the whole house pretending I was a rooster.

    When my mom saw what I was doing she stopped me in my tracks and said, "Dang it son! How many times have I told you not to play in my dresser drawers!"

    True story

    (I actually had deleted this post because I showed it to my Mom and she got mad at me, but I received a profile comment and a PM by people who thought it was really funny so I decided to re posted it. Sorry Mom.)
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  • Barbarax
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    • 3 years 7 months ago
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    		 A small bottle of tootpaste
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  • Barbarax
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    • 3 years 7 months ago
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    		 "Toothpaste" I meant
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  • DirtyD1979
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    		 I guess the toothpaste is to go with all those toothbrushes it seems a lot of other posters got too.
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  • darthmunk
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    • 3 years 7 months ago
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    		 The worst thing is always Apples. I'd rather have a toothbrush or pennies than an apple any day. That goes for anything else that's not in a wrapper.
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  • SSJ Jup81
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    • 3 years 7 months ago
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    gaijinninja wrote:
    When I was six I found a wrapped condom in my candy bag, I have no idea who actually handed it out to me.

    When I got home from trick-or-treating I was going through my stash and found this strange square rapper that looked different than any other candy I had ever gotten before. As I examined it more closely, I realized I had never heard
    Trojan candies so I opened it up to take a closer look.

    When I pulled it out of it's packaging it didn't look like any candy I had seen before. I thought it might have been like Wax Lips so I put the thing in my mouth to taste it. Luckily it was the dry kind without the special 'spermacidal cream filling' and I quickly realized it wasn't candy at all... but a balloon with a really large air valve!

    I blew it up a few times but since I couldn't tie knots yet it didn't hold air very well. After I shot it across my room a few times I stretched the opening around the top of my head and started running around the whole house pretending I was a rooster.

    When my mom saw what I was doing she stopped me in my tracks and said, "Dang it son! How many times have I told you not to play in my dresser drawers!"

    True story

    (I actually had deleted this post because I showed it to my Mom and she got mad at me, but I received a profile comment and a PM by people who thought it was really funny so I decided to re posted it. Sorry Mom.)
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  • OX_Bigly
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    • 3 years 7 months ago
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    		 Easter candy.
    It was a crumbly bubblegum bunny face.
    (I better copyright that before it get's it's own show an qubo)
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  • OX_Bigly
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    • 3 years 7 months ago
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    shadow_wolf wrote:
    this actually happened, when i was in 5th grade, I went to a house and they gave me a king size bar and...a dead RAT!

    And The bubonic plague
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  • DirtyD1979
    • 3 years 7 months ago
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    OX_Bigly wrote:
    Easter candy.
    It was a crumbly bubblegum bunny face.
    (I better copyright that before it get's it's own show an qubo)


    I'll bet if they worked that candy right they could have got two Easters, a Halloween, and a Valentine's Day out of it.
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  • gdstudent
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    • 3 years 7 months ago
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    		 Halloween themed erasers and pencils....
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  • OX_Bigly
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    • 3 years 6 months ago
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    		 Everyone here will love this. http://www.homestarrunner.com/brainkriegween.html
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  • jo8196
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    • 3 years 6 months ago
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    		 I got a rock.
    "Frank N Furter, It's all over
    Your mission is a failure,
    your lifestyles too extreme,
    I'm your new commander,
    You now are my prisoner,
    We return to Transylvania,
    Prepare the
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  • Duffiskoolomg
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    • 3 years 6 months ago
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    		 an apple
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  • jadedoz
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    • 3 years 6 months ago
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    Duffiskoolomg wrote:
    an apple


    Same here!
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  • rcorn74
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    • 3 years 6 months ago
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    		 One year I got an apple!!!
    "Proceed . . . on your way to oblivion!"
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  • DirtyD1979
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    		 A rotten apple and it probably smashed all the good candy too when they dropped it in.
    Nemo Malus Felix
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  • Felixthecat34213
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    • 3 years 4 months ago
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    		 Charleston Chews, a bland and flavorless blob of goo. I always thought it was old people candy.

    Haha Neco Wafers! god those sucked, to this day I have no idea what Clove is.

    I used to hate getting religious pamphlets, if you're that religious why would you participate in Halloween in the first place? It's a bit opportunist to give out pamphlets instead of candy on halloween.

    Box of raisins always sucked, I also hated chocolate covered raisins.
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  • SSPig
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    		 Bags of broken pretzels.
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  • Gundam_Warrior
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    • 3 years 4 months ago
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    		 Anti-Halloween Christian comic.
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