KILL/MARRY/BOFF

  • Saltychuck
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    • 3 years 8 months ago
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    		 You are given three choices, you must kill one, marry one, and boff one.
    First round:
    Rosie O'Donnell, Ronald Mcdonald, or Bill Cosby.
    (Feel free to make subsequent rounds less gross)
    Oh yeah?
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  • Wave Motion Gun
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    • 3 years 8 months ago
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    		 How about Jennifer Lopez,Jennifer Anniston or Jennifer Connelly?

    Fuckin:Jennifer Lopez

    Marry Jennifer Anniston

    Kill Jennifer Connelly
    Being ol' school may have happened in the past but it WILL ALWAYS be my present and future
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  • Saltychuck
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    • 3 years 8 months ago
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    		 ^ I decide on the same conclusion there! More boffin' of Aniston when I'm married.
    Emma Watson, Megan Fox, and Jessica Alba?
    I Boff Alba, Marry Watson, Kill Fox.
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  • pynkpassion
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    • 3 years 8 months ago
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    Saltychuck wrote:
    ^ I decide on the same conclusion there! More boffin' of Aniston when I'm married.
    Emma Watson, Megan Fox, and Jessica Alba?
    I Boff Alba, Marry Watson, Kill Fox.

    WHAT? dude megan fox is like edible just by looking at her....
    i'd marry alba,boff fox, and beat the shit out of watson with a quidditch broom til she died
    a dream is just a dream, until you make it reality
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  • futuramafan95
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    • 2 years 10 months ago
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    		 Kill kim Kardashian

    Boff Katherine Heigl

    Marry Zooey Deshenel
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  • minimaster58
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    • 2 years 9 months ago
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    		 What boff is this? The kill one or the bad sex one?
    Always playing as Yoshi since 1995!
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  • Shazbot
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    • 2 years 9 months ago
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    minimaster58 wrote:
    What boff is this? The kill one or the bad sex one?


    The first choice is kill, why would he include another word that means "kill" as well? And why would it be a "bad sex" one? Sex isn't bad, believe it or not it is how you were conceived.
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  • Shazbot
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    • 2 years 9 months ago
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    Saltychuck wrote:
    ^ I decide on the same conclusion there! More boffin' of Aniston when I'm married.
    Emma Watson, Megan Fox, and Jessica Alba?
    I Boff Alba, Marry Watson, Kill Fox.


    - Kill Fox
    - Boff Watson (even though i dunno who she is or looks like, i just had to choose "kill" for Fox)
    - Marry Alba.
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  • Old_school_JJ
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    • 2 years 9 months ago
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    		 I'm going with

    Kill Megan Fox
    "Boff" Jessica Alba
    Marry Emma Watson.

    Ok let me think of a different to spice things up...
    Paris Hilton, Brintey Spears, and Tiffany "New York" Pollard

    GO
    signature My tattoo....
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  • areyouakegger
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    • 2 years 9 months ago
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    Old_school_JJ wrote:
    Ok let me think of a different to spice things up...
    Paris Hilton, Brintey Spears, and Tiffany "New York" Pollard

    GO


    Kill them all. (I wouldn't in reality though.)

    Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Aubrey Plaza, Anna Kendrick.
    I can't think of anything worth putting as a signature.
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  • Shazbot
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    • 2 years 9 months ago
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    		 Post some celebrities or something.
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  • LOL785
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    • 2 years 6 months ago
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    		 Marry: Megan Fox
    Boff: Megan Fox
    Kill: Megan Fox
    TMNT wrote:
    Hey Lol785, Your so stupid your name does not like you at all.


    "Life's rough, get a helmet."
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  • Riphard
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    • 2 years 6 months ago
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    		 Marry: Kristen Bell
    Boff: Camille Belle
    Kill: Bristol Palin
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  • LOL785
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    • 2 years 5 months ago
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    Riphard wrote:
    Marry: Kristen Bell
    Boff: Camille Belle
    Kill: Bristol Palin

    Come on, it's more fun when it's just one!
    TMNT wrote:
    Hey Lol785, Your so stupid your name does not like you at all.


    "Life's rough, get a helmet."
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