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You guys are doing it all wrong. TMNT vernacular is a intricate and comprehensive dialect. Taking years to master. You don't just add Z instead of an S and voila. It's a science. From the precise capitalization of a letter, to the modified conjunction of monosyllabic words.
[u]Example[/u]:
I went to the store, for some pistachios.
This is a proper sentence. It contains a predicate, subject and proper punctuation. Now, to "TMNT" it, several steps and rules must be applied:
1. All adjectives must be in past tense.
2. All words must be speeled fontekially.
3. Oh okMUST be placed at the end of each incomplete sentence fragment.
Now, let's apply the aforementioned rules and see what happens:
"I wented to tH,e stroe for suome pistashios, oh ok."
See? Now you know, and with some practice, you too can learn TMNT Speak!
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