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    How his old, fatass is able to travel around the world in one night to give all the little bad little snot-nosed little kids around the world presents is just astonishing. Incredible. Freaking Epic even.

    So give thanks to the man who gives you free shit on the day which is tomorrow.
    And leave him cookies and milk. He needs to refuel. Low-carb cookies though. Give him something sweet and you'll be labeled the next Grinch for killing Santa.


    MERRY
    CHRISTMAS!
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    • 4 years 4 months ago
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    He's the perfect person, a life dedicated to giving.

    PLUS, he's not politically correct.

    .....and you spelled his name wrong, he's not Tim Allen.
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    • 4 years 3 months ago
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    I am no longer a mod here, I feel really bad about myself right now
    You have to see this, no, seriously
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    You were just gone for a while, and this forum was on it's way to dying, and we felt like we needed some new blood to shake things up....

    Nothing personal. Just business. :?
    But hey, don't be too dreary! If one certain Captain keeps on burning down Buckhead and partying all over Hotlanta like he's been doing, you just might nab your old spot back :wink:
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    • 4 years 3 months ago
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    I guess so, lets see what fate brings
    You have to see this, no, seriously
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    • 3 years 4 months ago
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    i believe it's claus, not clause, hence the confusion of the tim allen movie title
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