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Saltychuck 4 years 5 months ago Posts: 5566	I would commence the killing by stabbing your eyeballs using the tabs of two can's of generic "Main-street" diet root beer. Assuming that you cannot put up a good fight, I will then proceed to lazily drag you to my local Holday Inn's dumpster, throw you in, and press the on button, repeating where necessary. I would then enter the kitchen of Said Holdiay Inn and have you served as beef on Weck (Well, the beef part anyway).
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nippy 4 years 3 days ago Posts: 3100 Account Disabled	I'd glue a twinkie to the back of your head, fit Celeste with a 5 ft. strap-on, and let her fuck her way to the twinkie.

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ricolatino21
4 years 2 days ago
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I would shove an I-Pod in your ear and have Bette Midler-The Rose on repeat.
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frito23 3 years 11 months ago Posts: 1202 Account Disabled	high abve the stratosphere in a flying fortess I drop upon the earth an h- bomb. weeks after A second strike is performed

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Saltychuck 3 years 9 months ago Posts: 5566	Hey I'm back! I'm thinkin' a cyanide follied enema outta do the trick...but first I'm gonna chop off all your fingers with a cigar cutter, just like Robert G. Durant.
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Shaunbadia 3 years 8 months ago Posts: 8267	I'd yell "PULL!" then launch you into the air and blow your head off with a shotgun. Then I'd yell "FATALITY!"
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bassman21 3 years 8 months ago Posts: 12792	I would tie you to a big Texas fire ant hill and would keep giving you shots of epinephrine aka adrenaline to prevent an allergic reaction. You would still die, but it would take way longer. You would suffer way more too because the epi would keep you from passing out from the pain.

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pynkpassion 3 years 8 months ago Posts: 944	well for starters id rip your eyelids off so u would be forced to witness what ur gruesome death would be,then i would repeatedly stab you,pour bleach into your open wounds,put in a cd of britney spears{this would be worse then jabbing screwdrivers in your eears}, and then id just leave you there all alone to expierienceyour agonizing death. oh and by the way your tied down to limb stretcher
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Saltychuck 3 years 8 months ago Posts: 5566	^Sadistic, I like that...So let's go Jigsaw on this... First I will hunt you down, and chloroform you at your home. You will awaken strapped to Bed inside of a car compactor, conviently filled with barbed wire. I have provided you with an exacto knife. The key to unlocking your legs from the bed is located in the meniscus cartilidge in your knee. If you wish to live, you must escape within 3 hours. Of course, if you make it out...I'll just toss you back in. I don't want people thinking I am a failure now.
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MotherNeurosis
3 years 8 months ago
Posts: 566
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Injected poison in your neck and dump your body in the ocean.

All because I am a lazy bones
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bassman21
3 years 8 months ago
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Pour powder draino down your throat and then duct tape your mouth shut.
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DMoney89
3 years 8 months ago
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Beat you with a bass, man. 21 times in fact.
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pynkpassion 3 years 8 months ago Posts: 944	Saltychuck wrote: ^Sadistic, I like that...So let's go Jigsaw on this... First I will hunt you down, and chloroform you at your home. You will awaken strapped to Bed inside of a car compactor, conviently filled with barbed wire. I have provided you with an exacto knife. The key to unlocking your legs from the bed is located in the meniscus cartilidge in your knee. If you wish to live, you must escape within 3 hours. Of course, if you make it out...I'll just toss you back in. I don't want people thinking I am a failure now. nice fricking disturbingly awesome! odd part is too that im deathly afraid {like meaning ive had the same reoccuring dream} with car compacters so thanks for getting my 1 freak accident death scenario right lol!
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mickey12 3 years 7 months ago Posts: 622 Account Disabled	I would then take a monster truck and drive it over you and jump out before the damage was actually done and go and hide in Chintown.

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minimaster58 3 years 26 days ago Posts: 1363	Send you to the biggest loser camp and watch you get eaten alive.
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DMoney89 3 years 26 days ago Posts: 3323 Account Disabled	Bring Yoshi to life so he can eat you and crap you out as an egg, only to have you scrambled into morning breakfast.

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ricolatino21 4 years 2 days ago Posts: 1364	I would shove an I-Pod in your ear and have Bette Midler-The Rose on repeat.

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Saltychuck 3 years 9 months ago Posts: 5566	Simple: A turkey baster attached to a jackhammer hitting you in the groin repeatedly.
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MotherNeurosis 3 years 8 months ago Posts: 566 Banned	Injected poison in your neck and dump your body in the ocean. All because I am a lazy bones

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bassman21 3 years 8 months ago Posts: 12792	Pour powder draino down your throat and then duct tape your mouth shut.

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DMoney89 3 years 8 months ago Posts: 3323 Account Disabled	Beat you with a bass, man. 21 times in fact.

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