Kill the Poster before you!

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    • 4 years 7 months ago
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    Find new and creative ways to kill one another.
    Oh wait, how do I start this off?!?
    *hides in corner*
    Oh yeah?
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    I think Im going to have to beat you with your own severed arm...Wait...Now some ones gunna post after me...DAMN YOU!
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    wach you bleed to death after your eyes are ripped out
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    I could potentially end this thread by suicide bombing, but I'll play fair...

    Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique, to Maquis, for the kill.
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    • 4 years 7 months ago
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    down, down forward, forward, punch

    Hadouken
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    Where's my BFG?
    Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air?
    Can't live, can't breathe with no air
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    Ill kill you from beyond the graave. BRAINS. MORE BRAINS.
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    I would use my chainsaw and blow your guts out then burn your body on fire.
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    Umm... I'd, like, play "Jonas Brothers" records on a 50-foot tall stereo system so loud that all people with an IQ over 100 would receive aneurysms.
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    I return from the grave to strap the-micro-man to a metal chair and force him to drink Pepsi Holiday Spice, while at the same time poking him with tainted acupuncture needles.
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    • 4 years 6 months ago
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    I will use my awesome red ranger power sword and stab Salty Chuck in the head, and then I will shoot him with a power pistol, and to finish it off I will get my Tyrannosaurus Rex Zord and squash him with my feet mwahaha!
    Alpha we need five teenagers with attitude!-Zordon
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    I would kill xXRedRangerFanxX by dropping a VCR in his bathtub, assuming he's taking a bath.
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    • 4 years 6 months ago
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    use my fatality move to rip your head off your body and shove it up your butt
    :twisted:
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    I would starve five dogs until they reach a point of madness then proceed to have you strung upside down where only your head was within dog jumping distance. I would then have your head smeared with beef broth and finally let loose the insane dogs upon you in a wrath of facial
    destruction. Sorry Dmac :(
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    • 4 years 6 months ago
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    codeblue78 wrote:
    I would starve five dogs until they reach a point of madness then proceed to have you strung upside down where only your head was within dog jumping distance. I would then have your head smeared with beef broth and finally let loose the insane dogs upon you in a wrath of facial
    destruction. Sorry Dmac :(


    that was graphic
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    • 4 years 5 months ago
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    I force you to hang yourself.

    At gunpoint.
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    I would immobilize you by tying your arms and legs to four horses with the intestines of your grandmother and would have you slowly suffocate on your own vomit by having Celeste give you a mustache ride while the horses slowly pull on each limb, cutting off the circulation and forcing the blood in each limb to coagulate and harden.
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    nippy wrote:
    I would immobilize you by tying your arms and legs to four horses with the intestines of your grandmother and would have you slowly suffocate on your own vomit by having Celeste give you a mustache ride while the horses slowly pull on each limb, cutting off the circulation and forcing the blood in each limb to coagulate and harden.


    Holy shit.

    I would poison your Arrogant Bastard beercan.
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    I would find five of the most popular German gay porn actors and then cut many deep holes in your skin. Then proceed to have them fuck your bleeding meat holes and cum inside your dying body. When they are all finished i will just stab you so many times in the face i will make the manson family look like mr. rogers neighborhood.
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    By using the sword. I'll stab you dead center, then slice up then down in perfection. Then switch to a horizontal slice. afterward I'll just kick you and watch all four pieces fall to the ground.
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