Has Anyone Been To Jail?

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    Just wondering how many bad boys and girls we have at Retrojunk these days. I myself have experieced the inside of a county jail and it isn't pretty. For all of these kids that comitt murder and other crimes because they think that they will have it made in life by having free meals and t.v. the rest of there lives are WRONG!! The whole ordeal would have been funnier if I was watching it on t.v. I am from Southern Illinois, but there was a guy from Brooklyn in there with me that was reading the stock market reports and talking shit about how he will be a millionair when he gets out. About every 20 minutes someone would threaten someone elses life and try to stab them with a plasitic spork. And there was the crazy guy that carried a conversation with himself. As for television, there was one t.v. to about 50 inmates. lets just say I didn't get my morning dose of Garfield and Freinds. I don't even want to get into the bathroom situation. But I did get Frosted Flakes and a Moon Pie! :roll:

    So note to self: Don't Drink And Drive ( well, don't get caught, it will cost you a fortune)

    This is my public service announcement for the year. And now you know, and knowing is half the battle!
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    Bib Fortuna wrote:
    Just wondering how many bad boys and girls we have at Retrojunk these days. I myself have experieced the inside of a county jail and it isn't pretty. For all of these kids that comitt murder and other crimes because they think that they will have it made in life by having free meals and t.v. the rest of there lives are WRONG!! The whole ordeal would have been funnier if I was watching it on t.v. I am from Southern Illinois, but there was a guy from Brooklyn in there with me that was reading the stock market reports and talking shit about how he will be a millionair when he gets out. About every 20 minutes someone would threaten someone elses life and try to stab them with a plasitic spork. And there was the crazy guy that carried a conversation with himself. As for television, there was one t.v. to about 50 inmates. lets just say I didn't get my morning dose of Garfield and Freinds. I don't even want to get into the bathroom situation. But I did get Frosted Flakes and a Moon Pie! :roll:

    So note to self: Don't Drink And Drive ( well, don't get caught, it will cost you a fortune)

    This is my public service announcement for the year. And now you know, and knowing is half the battle!


    G.I. JOOOOEEEEEE! (sorry, had to say it)

    nope, I am not a criminal.
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    Nope I haven't been to prison.
    I'm sorta hoping to avoid it completely.
    Well that and the looney bin.
    So you went to prison and you were concerned about missing Garfield?
    Wasn't there alot bigger problems around?

    Atleast you got out in one piece right.
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    Gruffi wrote:

    So you went to prison and you were concerned about missing Garfield?
    Wasn't there alot bigger problems around?

    Atleast you got out in one piece right.


    I just remember looking at the clock and it was time for Garfield to come on and I was just thinking to myself just how much I wish I was at home instead of jail.


    It wasn't prison! It was a County jail, which has cells like a prison. I was only in there for about 6 hours until my check went into my account so I could bail myself out. I got a D.U.I. so I was still drunk most of the time I was in the pokey. 6 hours may not sound like a long time, but it felt like an eternity.

    And yes I made it out in 1 peice. And no there wasn't any buggery going on.

    The police cars are uncomfortable but not because of the seats but because of the handcuffs!
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    Hi Bib.

    I can assure you that I meant you no harm with that post.
    Nor did I mean to offend you. And I am NOT bullshiting you when I tell you that I know that handcuffs are uncomfortable and that they give you a very unpleasant feeling inside.

    As for the DUI, I have no idea how it feels to be in jail even for a short period of time.

    So I would just like to say that I apologize if I hurt your feelings and I hope that you would be so kind as to accept my apology. And I am not ashamed to say that I sit in the corner for that remark.
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    No offense taken!! Feelings are not hurt! I can laugh about it now that it is over. definitely learned my lesson. Cops are assholes.
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    I'm not touching that cop statement with a ten foot pole. :D

    I have a friend who's a cop. He posts on various sites and know my usernames.

    Cool Avatar btw. Where did you find it? :?:
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    A web site but I can't remember which one.
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    cops aren't assholes, chances are if you get arrested, you did something to deserve it. i was military police when i served, and i am going to be a police officer in the near future. i can tell you from experience, cops in general aren't assholes, arresting people isn't fun, and every stop could be the one that ends your life, so obiviously they should take every one seriously.....don't make blanket statements like that.
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    I can agree with the "cops aren't assholes" statement. At least around here. For the most part they're pretty cool people just trying to earn a living like everybody else, but I have run into some assholes. You'll see that in any profession.

    Luckily I've never been to jail, but I did have a knack for hanging out with the wrong group of people my entire life. My girl straightened me out when we started dating back in '95, but overall I've had seven friends of mine do some time for everything from possession of weed to armed robbery.

    County was alright if you could get a work release. Some friends and I would go visit a buddy of ours on his break, and eventually just started taking off to go visit his family/girlfriend and grab some pizza.

    State is obviously a lot more strict, but the food seems better and you don't get into fights as much. An old friend of mine just finished a four year sentence at the state prison, and didn't get into a single fight while he was there.
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    NE0RACERX wrote:
    cops aren't assholes, chances are if you get arrested, you did something to deserve it. i was military police when i served, and i am going to be a police officer in the near future. i can tell you from experience, cops in general aren't assholes, arresting people isn't fun, and every stop could be the one that ends your life, so obiviously they should take every one seriously.....don't make blanket statements like that.


    Well, maybe where your from there not! But in these small towns I live around the police try to make an example out of everyone. They pull people over just hoping to find something so they can make there quota. I went to school to be a State Trooper and have freinds that are cops, hell my dad was a cop. From my experience, they are assholes. Don't get me wrong, there are some very nice police officers in my area and I know they are concerned about there safety, but they can get very gung-ho. By the way, I'm an asshole too. Not a cop just an asshole
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    well, at least the "asshole cop" caught you before you ended up killing someone.
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    I've met a few cops I thought were assholes (for example, one who pulled me over for driving drunk one night when I was on my way home from work, where I most definitely had not been drinking anything) but for the most part I don't have a problem with them.

    Usually if you're not doing anything wrong, you don't have anything to worry about, right?

    Plus, there was that time I smoked weed with a couple of cops at a Superbowl party. Corrupt, perhaps, but not assholes.

    And to stay on topic for a moment, I've never been to jail...doesn't mean I shouldn't have at some point, but no.
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    I was arrested once for old traffic tickets I never payed off, but I was only in jail for about three hours. I was told to see a judge two weeks later, the judge said, "You served time right."
    "Yup."
    "Well, you're free to go," if I knew it was that easy, I would have turned myself in a long time ago.
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    • 7 years 7 months ago
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    I'm supposed to be in jail now but I've escaped. No just kidding I've never been to jail or been arrested for that matter.
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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha, Iam just gonna say yes and leave it at that.
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    Yes, the cops were not mean, actually many of them were very nice, I think its because they new i was not a criminal, i got taken in for drunken disorderlr and had to sober up, 10 hours later they let me go and said i had to appear in front of a judge. It was probably one of the worst moments of my life.
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    Ive never been to jail. Ive been to prison...to see my mom. No, no she WORKS at a prison!


    Ive visited people in jail and thats about the least fun a person could have, I couldnt even imagine BEING in there.
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    My cousin has.
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    Personally I haven't, but I've came close several times.
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