Chinese Stars

  • kayvee
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    		 I remember my little sister threw mine at this old lady's back and I got in trouble for it. Needless to say, the throwing star was taken away from me and was never seen again.

    That particular one was purchased by a friend's grandmother at a karate dojo. In hindsight, it seems like a bad idea to sell Chinese stars to kids. The 80's were awesome.
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  • kayvee
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    		 What? No fuzzy Chinese star memories?

    How 'bout blowguns? This kid Waldo had a blowgun...and more recently, this guy Mike that used to work here, made a blowgun that could penetrate a hard hat used to stop bricks at construction sites. Pretty damn cool.
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  • HarryReems
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    		 I made some nunchucks out of some sticks and and old piece of rope.
    I heard real-life ninjas used the same ingredients.
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  • NickRules
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    		 What is a chinese star?
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  • We Are Siamese
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    		 They're sharp. You throw them. They stick. They hurt.

    We are Siamese if you please.
    We are Siamese if you don't please.
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  • NickRules
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    We_Are_Siamese wrote:
    They're sharp. You throw them. They stick. They hurt.



    I can imagine me trying to throw one and it just bounces off the target.
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  • We Are Siamese
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    		 They're sharp, I tell ya. There won't be any bouncing.
    We are Siamese if you please.
    We are Siamese if you don't please.
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  • NickRules
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    We_Are_Siamese wrote:
    They're sharp, I tell ya. There won't be any bouncing.


    Id throw it super slowly cause of my slowness.
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  • jujubeeme
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    		 I used to make origami shuriken in elementary school to trade for erasers and puffy stickers.

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  • frostydude
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    		 i still have the real ones
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  • elron
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    		 I used to buy them at a shopping mall in a cigar shop called Sherlock Holmes. They were really dull and I couldn't ask my pop to sharpen them for me because they would have been confiscated. Therefore, they never really stuck to anything that was hard except for a big sheet of styro foam that I'd lean up against the fence in my backyard.
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  • kayvee
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    		 Really? All the ones I bought stuck in trees and the side of the house.
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  • frostydude
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    		 i used to throw one at my stupid newbor's house and he still can't see it
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  • HarryReems
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    		 Sometimes you can throw those at the sides of very old rocking chairs.
    Be careful not to stick one in your grandfather's cock!
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  • NickRules
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    HarryReems wrote:
    Sometimes you can throw those at the sides of very old rocking chairs.
    Be careful not to stick one in your grandfather's cock!


    You mean grandfathers sock?
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  • HarryReems
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    NickRules wrote:
    HarryReems wrote:
    Sometimes you can throw those at the sides of very old rocking chairs.
    Be careful not to stick one in your grandfather's cock!


    You mean grandfathers sock?


    No, I meant his thick, veiny hog.
    Please don't let a ninja star get stuck in it.
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  • Captain Howdy
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    		 That would be ouch!
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  • kylewhite
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    		 I made a bunch of them out of sheet metal in my shop class.
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  • HarryReems
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    		 This guy sells home-made Ninja weapons out of old brooms and stuff. I don't know about the quality, but he claims his weapons are "dank".

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  • badfish
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    jujubeeme wrote:
    I used to make origami shuriken in elementary school to trade for erasers and puffy stickers.



    i used to cover theese in aluminum foil so they looked more real
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    A spoonful of bullshit helps the medicine go down.
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