Chuck E. Cheese

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    This guy is probably the greatest american citizen of all time. I think that he is a great role-model for children, and if it weren't for him, there probably wouldn't still be such things as pizza or being retro or TMNT. I also am led to believe that he might be my biological father.

    He is also my hero for being a giant creepy rat and for being the kegmaster at my 3rd birthday party.
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    BULLSHIT ON THIS!

    Chuck E. Cheese killed Discovery Zone.......



    HE IS A VILLAIN!!!!
    :evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil:

    If only I could move this to the Rogue's Gallery...
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    DMoney89 wrote:
    BULLSHIT ON THIS!

    Chuck E. Cheese killed Discovery Zone.......


    HE IS A VILLAIN!!!!
    :evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil:


    Really? I had beer and indian food with him once. He seemed like a nice person. He also had a huge thing for transexual hookers. He paid me to watch him play with his weiner.
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    The police thought he was pretty cool and retro, too. They kept asking him to get in the car with them. I think they wanted to take him to a really cool retro party or something.
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    .....
    :shock:

    AND he's Catholic!!!!

    Damnit, micro. You really screwed up.
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    DMoney89 wrote:
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    :shock:

    AND he's Catholic!!!!

    Damnit, micro. You really screwed up.


    A bunch of people were trying to tell me to "get the fuck away from him". I think they were jealous and wanted to cuss so they could sound cool and mature and retro.
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    DMoney89 wrote:
    Chuck E. Cheese killed Discovery Zone.......


    Didn't Chuck E. Cheese come before D-Z?


    n00b, (noob), noun informal: A person who does not know how to fully be a douchebag like yourself.
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    Formerly "Showbiz Pizza". Where a kid can be a kid.


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    Maklu_IV wrote:
    DMoney89 wrote:
    Chuck E. Cheese killed Discovery Zone.......


    Didn't Chuck E. Cheese come before D-Z?


    Yeah, so?
    It doesn't excuse that cheesy sonbitch from killing the franchise twice as better as it!

    Seriously, if I ever have kids, CeC is the last place I'm taking them too...

    I miss my childhood so much that I'm actually holding a grudge against Chuck E Cheese. Unbelievable... -_-
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    DMoney89 wrote:
    Maklu_IV wrote:
    DMoney89 wrote:
    Chuck E. Cheese killed Discovery Zone.......


    Didn't Chuck E. Cheese come before D-Z?


    Yeah, so?
    It doesn't excuse that cheesy sonbitch from killing the franchise twice as better as it!


    I was just wondering. I really didn't care much for either place. To be honest, I always found Chuck E. Cheese to be too loud and the D-Z in my area was always too crowded.


    n00b, (noob), noun informal: A person who does not know how to fully be a douchebag like yourself.
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    whoever plays chuckie cheese on the commercial must be a pedophile
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    A spoonful of bullshit helps the medicine go down.
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    DMoney89 wrote:
    BULLSHIT ON THIS!

    Chuck E. Cheese killed Discovery Zone.......



    HE IS A VILLAIN!!!!
    :evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil:

    If only I could move this to the Rogue's Gallery...


    A fellow believer.

    Discovery Zone rocks! They had a zip-line! Let's revive it DMoney.
    "It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?" - Batman: The Killing Joke
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    I went to Chuck E Cheese for a couple of my classmates birthday parties when I was little. Also when I was ten or eleven, I was not allowed to attend one of my classmate's birthday party there because I was being punished.
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    Chuck E. Cheese tried to pinch my dad's nipple one time on my birthday. We were at Denny's so it was extra weird.
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    i'm just glad that he's been punched and drop-kicked many times, because he scared the piss out of me as a kid
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    Stickykeys09 wrote:
    DMoney89 wrote:
    BULLSHIT ON THIS!

    Chuck E. Cheese killed Discovery Zone.......



    HE IS A VILLAIN!!!!
    :evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil:

    If only I could move this to the Rogue's Gallery...


    A fellow believer.

    Discovery Zone rocks! They had a zip-line! Let's revive it DMoney.


    Right fucking ON man!

    That's why these kids are so screwed up....Chuckie's no better than those kid rubbers down at DisneyWorld...

    VIVA LA DISCOVERY ZONE!
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