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    "Either play it straight or there's no doubt, I'll turn your EYEBALLS inside out....."
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    Body Massage!!
    [code]assert ( !give_you_up); assert( !let_you_down); assert( !run_around); assert( !desert_you );[/code]
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    whenever i see roadblock, i always think of him being blind in the gi joe movie carrying around a decaying cobra commander
    Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

    -Albert Einstein
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    "I don't need to see clear to fracture your rear!"
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    I hate Ice!!

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    I bet Roadblock NEVER hangs out with Snowjob. Heh......"Snowjob".
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    Captain_Howdy wrote:


    "Either play it straight or there's no doubt, I'll turn your EYEBALLS inside out....."


    How does one tear pants like that?
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    nippy wrote:
    How does one tear pants like that?


    They probably just got caught on something and ripped.
    [img]htt
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    Roadblock's knee can't be contained by mere pants issued by the Joes.
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    He should really learn to accessorize in order to prevent embarrassing situations like that. Perhaps a single kneepad or something.
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    This is just to remind people that there is a thread about Roadblock which needs to periodically have new posts put in it. Mandatory rules from the higher-ups, you know how it is.
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    Roadblock is bad ass.
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    Roadblock is such a super guy they even gave him his own statue:


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    Captain_Howdy wrote:
    Roadblock is such a super guy they even gave him his own statue:




    What a sad little knife he's got. Roadblock would never wear anything like that. It's probably why he looks so pissed...
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    Roadblock uses that knife to make jack-o-lanterns out of watermelons.
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    He will destroy you and eat your insides.
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    I heard that Roadblock plans on marrying Phylicia Rashad, Joel. Isn't this true?
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    He's awesome enough to do so, gusto.
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    Roadblock is too good for her.
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    Does anyone know if they will have him for the G.I. Joe live-action movie?
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