Unicorns

Captain Howdy 4 years 11 months ago Posts: 3188 User Mod	These magical beasts are not only befriended by the Keebler Elves as well as the Smurfs, but are the guardians against such formidable foes as Cancer and the Soggies.

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RetroRickster923
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Ummm...pretty random of you Howdy.
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Ravage
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The only Unicorn I like is a dead Unicorn.
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jujubeeme
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Majesticaliciousness.
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Captain Howdy
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The only animal more noble that the Unicorn is possibly the Liger:
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Ravage
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Damn Howdy......
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Captain Howdy
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That's not a knoife......THIS is a knoife:
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misspiggy 4 years 11 months ago Posts: 6794	Captain_Howdy wrote: guardians against such formidable foes as Cancer and the Soggies. Wait a minute.. So if I buy an unicorn, I can smoke worry free?

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Captain Howdy 4 years 11 months ago Posts: 3188 User Mod	I believe that's what they're promising. Not to mention the fact that your Captain Crunch cereal will never get soggy and will therefore scrape the roof of your mouth. Wait.....that kinda sucks. Maybe Unicorns are stupid.

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misspiggy 4 years 11 months ago Posts: 6794	I don't mean to doubt their powers, but if this is true then why aren't cancer centers just wide open fields full of unicorns? edit- I'm starting to think this is like the genie in a bottle thing. They don't use their horns to remove the cancer....do they?

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Captain Howdy 4 years 11 months ago Posts: 3188 User Mod	I think you have to drink the unicorn's semen. Probably why there hasn't been any progress in the war on cancer. There WAS this one girl on YouTube.....

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misspiggy 4 years 11 months ago Posts: 6794	Captain_Howdy wrote: I think you have to drink the unicorn's semen. Probably why there hasn't been any progress in the war on cancer. There WAS this one girl on YouTube..... Hmmm.

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DMoney89 4 years 11 months ago Posts: 3323 Account Disabled User Admin	Howdy, What the.... This is the Hall of Heroes, not the Hall of.... I mean really. Why don't you make threads about fairies and butterflies and magical little elves that can whisk you away into a wonderful fantasy land where your problems just disappear?!?!?!?! ....... Leave all the Neverland stuff to Micheal Jackson. That's his thing, not yours...at least I didn't think so...

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Captain Howdy 4 years 11 months ago Posts: 3188 User Mod	Hear me out man, a Unicorn once saved my life when I was trying to smoke a pack of cigarettes all by myself. If he hadn't stabbed me in the shoulder I would never have fallen off that bridge and into a crocodile's waiting maw. The point is I never smoked again and I have a Unicorn to thank for it. A heroic Unicorn.

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Ravage 4 years 11 months ago Posts: 3335	Captain_Howdy wrote: Hear me out man, a Unicorn once saved my life when I was trying to smoke a pack of cigarettes all by myself. If he hadn't stabbed me in the shoulder I would never have fallen off that bridge and into a crocodile's waiting maw. The point is I never smoked again and I have a Unicorn to thank for it. A heroic Unicorn. Did he "stab" you like this?

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DMoney89 4 years 11 months ago Posts: 3323 Account Disabled User Admin	So what you're saying is that he almost killed you, but you just got lucky and survived... huh... If I could, I'd move this thread to the Rogues Gallery. Evil cute-looking bastards...

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DMoney89 4 years 11 months ago Posts: 3323 Account Disabled User Admin	Uh huh... Still don't trust em. I saw this episode of Robot Chicken where a Unicorn came to visit a desperate boy longing for a Unicorn of his own. But the Unicorn had other plans. It's just... See for yourself. Disturbing footage follows...

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RetroRickster923 4 years 11 months ago Posts: 2384	Ummm...pretty random of you Howdy.
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Ravage 4 years 11 months ago Posts: 3335	The only Unicorn I like is a dead Unicorn.

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jujubeeme 4 years 11 months ago Posts: 1522	Majesticaliciousness.

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Captain Howdy 4 years 11 months ago Posts: 3188 User Mod	The only animal more noble that the Unicorn is possibly the Liger:

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Ravage 4 years 11 months ago Posts: 3335	Damn Howdy......

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Captain Howdy 4 years 11 months ago Posts: 3188 User Mod	That's not a knoife......THIS is a knoife:

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Captain Howdy 4 years 11 months ago Posts: 3188 User Mod	That's an awesome T-Shirt by the way, but it was more like:

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Captain Howdy 4 years 11 months ago Posts: 3188 User Mod	It wasn't luck, it was ancient Unicorn wisdom that saved my life from cancer.

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Captain Howdy 4 years 11 months ago Posts: 3188 User Mod	That guy who does the voice of Spaceghost was that damn Unicorn. Good stuff.

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