Toys That Parents Hate

Deleted 4 years 11 months ago Posts: 54340	COOLHAND wrote: i wonder how you determine your skill level? anyway, yeah mutagen man was awesome. my mom bought me him If you lose an eye while playing with a toy or swallow a missile that can fire, you fail.

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Here's a toy I know my mom hated:

I guess that's why I never got it.
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OsiaBender 4 years 10 months ago Posts: 126	Slimer (don't know the English name of that toy). That sticky thing you can throw to the wall and there will be a spot after it. My mother hated it, cause the spots were nearly impossible to clean.
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theguy73 4 years 9 months ago Posts: 1128	I hope to god nobody gets my kid hungry hungry hippos.
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Captain Howdy 4 years 9 months ago Posts: 3188 User Mod	HarryReems wrote: My parents hated Boglins. (I think most people do) That blue boglin looks just like Roadblock. To me, at least.

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HarryReems 4 years 9 months ago Posts: 2506 Banned User Admin	Captain_Howdy wrote: HarryReems wrote: My parents hated Boglins. (I think most people do) That blue boglin looks just like Roadblock. To me, at least. Yeah, that's pretty much his face when he sees some blood to eat. The other one looks sort of like Shinon.

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I don't know why, but my dad really hated this toy:
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Captain Howdy
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I don't see why, it looks both educational AND fun.
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I stole my aunt's hildo and used it as a army guy once.
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Twinkle 4 years 8 months ago Posts: 277	My Mom hates any thing that made noise she would alway tell me those toys i had to pay with in my room.
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Deleted 4 years 8 months ago Posts: 54340	my parents bought me some of that bouncy nickelodeon gak, but i soon got in trouble for putting it on the carpet

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Nobody liked having this thing around the house. Even kids didn't care too much about it.
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Deleted 4 years 8 months ago Posts: 54340	Captain_Howdy wrote: Nobody liked having this thing around the house. Even kids didn't care too much about it. Holy shit. A Dune Sandworm. Thats a collectors item.

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Captain Howdy 4 years 8 months ago Posts: 3188 User Mod	Yeah, my dad bought me this thing and of course it's what Cobra Commander fed all the Joes to when he caught 'em.

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Daniel85 4 years 8 months ago Posts: 3820	Parents hated when you stuck these things to the ceiling, and then they'd randomly drop on someone's head later.
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Captain Howdy 4 years 8 months ago Posts: 3188 User Mod	Somehow if I ever got my hands on those things they always wound up covered in sand. Fuck.

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Cambion 4 years 8 months ago Posts: 731	My mom quickly learned to despise Chicken Limbo when the chicken got messed up somehow and would start singing at random times in its box.

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Psycho Mantis 4 years 8 months ago Posts: 937	kayvee wrote: Haha. That's Mutagen Man, The Fly part 2, and some other crap! Look out Mutagen Man! Medusa's ass is right behind you! Don't forget minmoose.
	MENDOZAAAAAAA!!!
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dmac5297 4 years 8 months ago Posts: 562	Psycho_Mantis wrote: kayvee wrote: Haha. That's Mutagen Man, The Fly part 2, and some other crap! Look out Mutagen Man! Medusa's ass is right behind you! Don't forget minmoose. and eyeguy! WITH EYEBALL BREAST POPPING ACTION

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Daniel85 4 years 8 months ago Posts: 3820	Parents also hated those Toxic Crusaders fellas. Gotta applaud the Troma people for parlaying their decidedly un-kid friendly exploitation movies into a kids' cartoon and toyline though.
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