Toys That Parents Hate

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    You knew a toy was awesome if your parents were totally disgusted by it. It had to be ugly, covered in slime or in some cases, like Stinkor from He-Man, actually smell like crap. Maybe your parents didn't like a toy because it was racist, warlike or could cause you to lose an eye. I realize this thread has already happened, but for some reason the old one got locked. Anyway, let's hear about those terrible toys that make grown-ups wanna puke!
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    My mom absolutely hated Nickelodeon Gak.
    I want to be a dentist.

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    Can't remember any, but mom didn't seem to enjoy "Sticky Hands".
    I am Ricky, hear me think! :D
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    I had an ex-boyfriend who collected the "Gear Gone Bad: Septic Sludge" series. And that is why he is an ex-boyfriend. These things literally stank:

    Messy Bathroom

    Smells like...stale water!

    Gooey Garbage

    Smells like...dead fish!

    Concrete Jungle

    Smells like...asphalt!
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    My parents hated Boglins. (I think most people do)

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    Captain_Howdy wrote:


    You knew a toy was awesome if your parents were totally disgusted by it. It had to be ugly, covered in slime or in some cases, like Stinkor from He-Man, actually smell like crap. Maybe your parents didn't like a toy because it was racist, warlike or could cause you to lose an eye. I realize this thread has already happened, but for some reason the old one got locked. Anyway, let's hear about those terrible toys that make grown-ups wanna puke!


    haha i had some of those
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    What about this one?
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    the-micro-man wrote:


    What about this one?


    Geez, you gotta have a skill level of 2 to play with that thing.
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    I really want that fly action figure of yours howdy.
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    my mom hated the slime pit.



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    Oh yeah.......the Slime Pit. Every parent dreaded their kid finding out about THAT one in particular. I like how it said to keep Moss-Man and Grizzlor out of that thing.
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    HarryReems wrote:
    the-micro-man wrote:


    What about this one?


    Geez, you gotta have a skill level of 2 to play with that thing.


    I didn't even notice that... didn't know you had to have "skills" to play with a toy.
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    Parents hated Garbage Pail Kids cards.
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    TurboDuo wrote:
    My mom absolutely hated Nickelodeon Gak.


    Same here. I had hot pink Gak. Once me and my friend started throwing it at it each other in my room, and some fell on the carpet and dried up. My mom was pissed.
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    Haha. That's Mutagen Man, The Fly part 2, and some other crap!

    Look out Mutagen Man! Medusa's ass is right behind you!



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    Grizzlor.
    Hated by all parents.
    Rub some chewing gum or peanut butter in his fur if you want your parents to REALLY hate this guy.

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    Grizzlor is definitely what Christy Canyon's pubic-patch looked like in those old 70's & 80's movies.
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    Her muffness was that of legend.
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    Captain_Howdy wrote:
    Grizzlor is definitely what Christy Canyon's pubic-patch looked like in those old 70's & 80's movies.


    That's right.
    Ron Jeremy was definitely not looking at that when he said, "Bwwaaahh, deese ah gorgeous!"
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    i wonder how you determine your skill level?

    anyway, yeah mutagen man was awesome. my mom bought me him
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