- 8 years 3 months ago
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The Date
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(Chapter 3)
On his journey toward's the castle Raw come's to a bridge over a small river. Standing at the other end of the bridge is a knight dressed in black.
Raw decides to try and talk to the night. But the knight just ignore's him. Raw then take's a step on the bridge which attract's the attention of the knight.
(KNIGHT--> "None shall pass"
(Raw----> "What?)
(KNIGHT--> "None shall pass"
(Raw---> " Why not"
(KNIGHT---> "Because i bloody said so you nonce"
(Raw----> "Look i dont want any trouble i just want to get past so i can go to the castle and try and get to my date"
(KNIGHT--> "No chance mate,you might aswell forget about your date coz you aint getting past me you pussy"
(Raw----> "No one is gonna stop me from having my date"
Raw rushes at the knight and attack's him with Sacredscred who begin's to sing a song.....
(sacredscred--->
"Live by the sword and help to contain
The helpless minds of you all
Die by my hand in pools of blood
Clutch yourself as you fall
Mindless tyranny, forgotten victims
Children slaughtered in vain
Raping the maids, in which they serve
Only the words of the Lord"
"Die by the sword"
"Die by the sword"
The knight and Raw clash sword's again and again the sound of metal ringing in the air. Finally Raw slice's off one of the knight's arm's.
(Raw----> "Yesss i am victorious, I have sliced off your arm now stand aside"
(KNIGHT---> "No you havent"
(Raw----> "Yes i have look"
*point's at knight's arm on the ground*
(KNIGHT---> "I dont see anything"
(Raw---> "YOU ONLY HAVE ONE ARM!!!!"
(KNIGHT----> "It's just a flesh wound"
(Raw-----> "A flesh wound? YOU ONLY HAVE ONE ARM YOU BLOODY LOONEY!!"
(KNIGHT----> "JUST FIGHT ME YOU COWARD!!!"
The knight lunges at Raw and tries to attack him with his last remaining arm but Raw Chop's that one off also.
(Raw----> "AH HA NOW I HAVE WON!"
(KNIGHT---> "No you havent"
(Raw-----> " YOU HAVE NO ARM'S LEFT"
(KNIGHT---> "That's just another flesh wound i can still beat you"
(Raw----> " How? you have no f**king arm's you twat"
(KNIGHT----> "I can beat you like this"
The knight kick's Raw in the nut's bringing Raw to his knee's. Then the knight dance's around Raw and begin's kicking him some more. Raw then decide's to chop one of the
knight's leg's off.
(KNIGHT----> "RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE HAD IT YOU WANKER!!, PREPARE TO DIE"
The knight start's to hop at Raw on his last leg and begin's to bump into him. Raw thinking what a prat the knight is chop's his other leg off.
(KNIGHT---> "YOU BASTARD!!! COME ON YOU COWARD!!! I'LL BITE YOUR ANKLE'S OFF"
Raw decides to continue on his merry way to the castle and leave what is left of the knight behind. One hour later Raw notices that it is growing dark and decide's to find somewhere to rest.
He come's to a clearing with a couple of bouldar's in the center.Raw using his boy scout skill's make's a fire and start's to fall asleep near the fire, But just as his eye's are about to close Raw hear's
a noise from some bushes next to him.Raw jump's up and hold's Sacredscred ready to attack while she begin's to sing another tune.
(Sacredscred---> "Time for teletubbies
Time for teletubbies
Time for teletubbies
Time for teletubbies
Tinkywinky (Tinkywinky)
Dipsy (Dipsy)
Laalaa (Laalaa)
Po (Po)
Teletubbies (Teletubbies)
Say, Hello "
(Raw----> "if you ever sing that tune again i will throw you in a lake"
The bushes move again and then Raw see's the shape of a little figure moving slowly toward's him.Raw prepares himself ready to defend himself if attacked.Then the strange figure appears out of the bushes.
Raw look's at the strange little man in shock, he see's that the little man has no clothe's and that he has 3 long finger's and a strange shaped head and big eye's. The strange little figure move's closer to Raw and
raises one finger which begin's to glow. A smile appears on the little figures face and it speak's to Raw.
(Little figure----> " ET PHONE HOME "
The little figure stare's at Raw with a smile on it's face then.......
(Raw----> "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Raw sweep's Sacredscred to the side and chop's ET's head clean off. Leaving the sweet little guy dead. Then Raw decide's not to rest and continue's on his merry way. But what Raw does not know is that the evil queen SYSFAN has been watching him
through her crystal ball. She begin's to talk to her self since that is what crazy evil people do in stories.
(SYSFAN-----> "Yes yes that's it keep heading in this direction you shall soon feel my wrath puny little man"
SYSFAN walk's over to a leaver on a wall and pull's it down which then causes a large cage door to open. Inside the darkness in the cage heavy breathing can be heard what manner of creature could be inside.
(SYSFAN----> "GO! GO FORTH MY CREATURE OF DARKNESS!!! GO BRING THAT PUNY WANKER TO ME!!! GO FORTH MY.......WATCHER!!!)
The Watcher stalk's out of the cage and head's out of the castle toward's the direction of Raw. It's only purpose to stalk and do it's evil queen's bidding. Raw's trouble's have only just begun.The Bucket is OpenedAre you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No - Deleted
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Man that's awesome!!!!!! wrote:(SYSFAN-----> "Yes yes that's it keep heading in this direction you shall soon feel my wrath puny little man"
SYSFAN walk's over to a leaver on a wall and pull's it down which then causes a large cage door to open. Inside the darkness in the cage heavy breathing can be heard what manner of creature could be inside.
(SYSFAN----> "GO! GO FORTH MY CREATURE OF DARKNESS!!! GO BRING THAT PUNY WANKER TO ME!!! GO FORTH MY.......WATCHER!!!)
I'm excited to see what kind of wrath of mine lies ahead for Raw.... muahahahahaha!!Are you sure you want to delete this post? Yes | No
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