Dark cloud's begin to form in th sky and the sound of thunder in the distance can be heard. Raw decide's to find some shelter before it start's to rain, he spot's a cave and decide's to take
shelter inside. He enter's the dark cave and soon it begin's to pour down with rain and the wind begin's to howl Raw decides to go abit further into the cave to try and keep out the reach of the cold wind.
As he walk's further into the cave he trip's over something. Raw look's to see what he had fallen over and spot's a metallic box and a brown rucksack.Raw examines the bag and see's a litte Tag, on the tag is the name Acme never full bag.
Raw then decide's to pick up the small metallic box and put it in the bag. He then continues to venture deeper into the cave. After as he travel's deeper into the cave he come's into a large cavern covered in web. Inside the cavern Raw spot's two strange little men
dressed in shabby clothing , he also notice's that the two men Have strange big feet. Raw decides to see if they can help him.
(Raw---> "Excuse me"
The two men are startled by Raw and both draw short sword's but then they see Raw is unarmed and decide to put there sword's away.
(Raw----> "Excuse me i need some help"
(Thin little man----> "Shhh be quiet or you will attract the attention of shelob"
(Raw----> "Who the f**k is shelob"
(little chubby man -----> " Shelob is the devourer of men is that not right mr frodo sir"
(Frodo----> "Yes that is right now please be quiet or she will come and kill us all"
Raw think's the two little men are nut's and decides to have a look around the cavern. He spot's a little opening covered in web and decide's to investigate being the curious chap that he is.
Inside the opening is a little passage that lead's Raw to another large cavern but in this new cavern is a Big stone with a sword in it. As Raw move's over to the stone the two little men show up.
(Frodo----> " What have you found there"
(Raw------> " A sword in the stone"
(little chubby man----> "Mr frodo sir i have a bad feeling about this"
(Frodo-----> "Hush sam"
(Sam Gamgee -----> "But sir we must leave this evil place and continue with our quest to destroy the ring"
As the two men are arguing Raw decide's to try and pull the sword out of the stone. He grip's the hilt of the sword and with a mighty tug he pull's the sword from it's stone resting place, He raises
the sword above his head and unable to resist himself he shout's.....
(Raw-----> " I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!"
The two bickering men quickly end there squabble and dive on Raw. To try and shut him up.
(Frodo---> "SHHHHH be quiet)
The 3 men all become silent as they wait to see if they have attracted the attention of shelob but all breath a sigh of relief when they realsie they are safe.
Then destastor strike's , The Sword begin's to glow then a voice bellow's from the sword.
(SWord---> " I AM SACREDSCRED THE SINGING SWORD AND I WILL FILL YOUR HEART'S WITH JOY WITH MY BEAUTIFUL VOICE"
(3men all together-----> "OH SHIT"
Sacredscred begin's to bellow out a song which erupt's all the way into the depths of the cavern.
(Sacredscred------> "You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen"
The 3 men stare in horror as sacredscred bellow's out song after song.
(Frodo----> "Make it stop make it stop make it stop"
(Raw----> " IM TRYING IT WONT SHUT UP"
(Sam Gamgee----> "We are all doomed"
The music of Sacredscred the sword attract's the attention of shelob the giant spider who advance's toward's the 3 men. She charges at the 3 men who scatter in fear.
Raw and the 2 men begin to run back to the entrance of the cave with shelob hot on their tale's. Shelob is faster then the 3 men and is quickly gaining on them , Raw realises this and know's that if something is not done to distract the spider they will all die. Raw tries to think of a plan to help him escape and then is hit with a brilliant idea.
As Raw is running he sweep's the sword downward's and slice's the back of Sam Gamgee's leg causing the little man to fall to the ground in pain.
(Sam Gamgee----> "AHHHHH!!!"
Frodo turn's around to see Sam on the floor and run's back to help him. Raw know's that if Frodo is able to help Sam they will still all get eaten so again Raw uses Sacredscred and jab's her into Frodo's leg and bring's him to the ground also he then begin's to leg it. As Raw is running to the entrance of the cave he look's back to see shelob eating Sam and Frodo writhing on the floor in pain. Raw spot's the exit of the cave and run's out of it and hear's Frodo scream his last word's.
(Frodo----> "YOU WANKERRRrrrrrrrrr"
Now that he is back out side Raw decide's to see if the sword can help him get out of this place.
(Raw---> " Do you know of away to get out of here?"
(Sacredscred----> "Yes i do yes i do yes i do"
(Raw----> " Then tell me where or what do i have to do to get away from this place"
Sacredscred begin's to sing another song.
(Sacredscred----> "(Together) We will go our way
(Together) We will leave someday
(Together) Your hand in my hands
(Together) We will make our plans
(Together) We will fly so high
(Together) Tell all our friends goodbye
(Together) We will start life new
(Together) This is what we'll do
(Go West) Life is peaceful there
(Go West) In the open air
(Go West) Where the skies are blue
(Go West) This is what we're gonna do"
Raw look's toward's the direction the sword is singing about and realises that it is the direction of the castle he had seen earlier.
He start's to head in the direction he was told while having to listen to the annoying singing voice of Sacredscred. After a few minute's he come's across a wooden sign saying...
...WARNING YOU ARE APPROCHING THE CASTLE OF THE EVIL QUEEN SYSFAN..AT THE CASTLE YOU WILL FIND........(PAIN)...(DEATH)...(EVIL THING'S)...(AND STARBUCK'S)
Raw gasp's in horror at the evilness of starbuck's but Raw decide's that nothing is going to stop him from having his date with Foxxetrini so he continue's on his merry way toward's the castle.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
The Bucket is Opened
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8 years 2 months ago
nice, don't know how you come up with this stuff, but it's pretty great
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