How did you destroy your toys?

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    I once destroyed a Pez dispenser using a firecracker I had left over on Independence Day.
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    There was a point in my life when i used to break my toys but i soon grew out of the phase.
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    I just kept it simple and took them out to the garage and smashed them with a sledgehammer
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    Captain_Howdy wrote:


    Now since that's a Wild Force ranger...

    "I'm Baloo and I approve this picture."
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    I blew up my cousin's Barbie dolls. She never spoke to me again after that.
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    I destroyed my toys with a bazooka
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    I think I destroyed my toys by throwing them around. I used to jump on the couch to make them go higher and farther.
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    i destroyed them in the weakest way possible. throwing them all up at the ceiling fan whenever it was on
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    Ydoc wrote:
    I shot a bunch of old McDonald's toys with a 22 shotgun.


    what the fuck is a 22 shotgun? :?

    Oh, and in addition to the guillotine, I also used a bb gun, fireworks, WD-40 and a lighter, and OFF! bug repellent (spray it on a G.I. Joe....you'll see). My favorite has to be when I strapped this guy

    to an Estes rocket engine and ignited it. He didn't fly straight, but it was still hilarious.
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    nippy wrote:
    My favorite has to be when I strapped this guy

    to an Estes rocket engine and ignited it. He didn't fly straight, but it was still hilarious.


    HA! You trying to shoot him back to the Death Star?

    I completely missed out by not being interested in model rockets as a kid.
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    Jason43 wrote:
    nippy wrote:
    My favorite has to be when I strapped this guy

    to an Estes rocket engine and ignited it. He didn't fly straight, but it was still hilarious.


    HA! You trying to shoot him back to the Death Star?

    I completely missed out by not being interested in model rockets as a kid.


    I sucked at building them, but the engines were still fun.
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    i poured nail polish remover all over my barbies and lit them on fire.
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    nippy wrote:
    Jason43 wrote:
    nippy wrote:
    My favorite has to be when I strapped this guy

    to an Estes rocket engine and ignited it. He didn't fly straight, but it was still hilarious.


    HA! You trying to shoot him back to the Death Star?

    I completely missed out by not being interested in model rockets as a kid.


    I sucked at building them, but the engines were still fun.


    I somehow got a shitton of the D size engines when I was a kid. I think my dad bought a rocket set at a garage sale or some shit. We launched the rocket once and it landed in a water basin. It wasn't worth hoping the fence to get it. Plus, it was waterlogged. So, my friends and I had fun with the remaining engines. Launching them at each other. Stupid shit like that.
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    a friend of mine had an old G.I. joe action figure that was battery operated and would crawl on the ground, but the toy started sucking the battery power out more often, so he took the batteries out and let his dog have it as a chew toy
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    I just drop them out of a 10 story building and let them fall.That's what I would do with my neopets toys.Also I would smash cheap Power Rangers toy Knockoffs with a hammer and flush the pieces in the toilet.
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    I never went "Sid from Toy Story" on my playthings, but I was pretty rough with 'em. I noticed the last time I went digging through the garage that an awful lot of 'em are missing the left arm. Weird.

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    Wow, you guys are like Sid from Toy Story
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    I remember once destorying a cheap toy truck with plyers. No not a micromachine!
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    chrisno51 wrote:
    I remember once destorying a cheap toy truck with plyers. No not a micromachine!


    Did you ever destroy a Kip Cloudcatcher toy?
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