How did you destroy your toys?

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    • 4 years 8 months ago
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    A hammer.
    MENDOZAAAAAAA!!!
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    when i was in 5th grade, a friend of mine had a shitload of G.I. joe action figures that he loved to see getting blown to bits. on the 4th of july he got one of his smallest figures and strapped it on the bottom of a firecracker, though we didn't see where it went. as for the rest of the figures he had, there were a few he had that would crawl and they were battery operated, but the ones he had were malfunctioned so one day when he was having shooting practice he brought them along and shot em
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    My now ex-friends and I strung up our So-Soft My Little Ponies on their clothes line by their tails with clothes pins and started throwing stuff at them. Needless to say the fuzziness of my Shady toy's feet wore down a bit after that.
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    Celeste wrote:
    My now ex-friends and I strung up our So-Soft My Little Ponies on their clothes line by their tails with clothes pins and started throwing stuff at them. Needless to say the fuzziness of my Shady toy's feet wore down a bit after that.


    I would love to destroy your toys.
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    • 4 years 6 months ago
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    I blow up some of my toys when I was a kid that was fun.
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    TMNT wrote:
    I blow up some of my toys when I was a kid that was fun.


    How did you do that? Firecrackers?
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    My friend had a Luke Skywalker toy crucifixied, then he light it on fire.
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    Earthbound64... son of a bitch!


    EWW thats a stupid game i hate that game for it is stupid yes.

    "When MMOs Die...


    ...Blizzard laughs"
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    I torture small 2 inch figures by hanging them over a candle. Then they melt. I live for this haha.
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    HarryReems wrote:
    Celeste wrote:
    My now ex-friends and I strung up our So-Soft My Little Ponies on their clothes line by their tails with clothes pins and started throwing stuff at them. Needless to say the fuzziness of my Shady toy's feet wore down a bit after that.


    I would love to destroy your toys.


    You and what army?
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    Celeste wrote:
    HarryReems wrote:
    Celeste wrote:
    My now ex-friends and I strung up our So-Soft My Little Ponies on their clothes line by their tails with clothes pins and started throwing stuff at them. Needless to say the fuzziness of my Shady toy's feet wore down a bit after that.


    I would love to destroy your toys.


    You and what army?


    The KISS Army!
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    Celeste wrote:
    HarryReems wrote:
    Celeste wrote:
    My now ex-friends and I strung up our So-Soft My Little Ponies on their clothes line by their tails with clothes pins and started throwing stuff at them. Needless to say the fuzziness of my Shady toy's feet wore down a bit after that.


    I would love to destroy your toys.


    You and what army?


    Ron Jeremy, The Reddleman, Shinon, Luke Downs, And a few Neglected Nags.
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    HarryReems wrote:

    Ron Jeremy, The Reddleman, Shinon, Luke Downs, And a few Neglected Nags.


    The ol' Royal Flush.
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    I would cut there facial features off and add new ones with clay. It wasn't really destroying more of re-modelling.
    "No beer and no TV make Homer...something something."
    "Go crazy ?"
    "Don't mind if i do !"
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    • 4 years 6 months ago
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    Very bad things...these are three of the worst.and I feel awful even telling anybody.even internet strangers...
    Threw Star Trek "Uhura" into a stream with a friend after cutting off her hair and saying "such a pretty girl"(no idea why?)
    Cutting open that stretch -guy and tasting his insides...they were sweet!
    This th e worst...I can barely type this...but my friends mother had breast cancer and so we(as she had to ) remove one of Barbie's breasts and name her after this poor woman...
    We were little kids, had no idea..but still gives me a sick feeling..
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    outfit wrote:
    Very bad things...these are three of the worst.and I feel awful even telling anybody.even internet strangers...
    Threw Star Trek "Uhura" into a stream with a friend after cutting off her hair and saying "such a pretty girl"(no idea why?)
    Cutting open that stretch -guy and tasting his insides...they were sweet!
    This th e worst...I can barely type this...but my friends mother had breast cancer and so we(as she had to ) remove one of Barbie's breasts and name her after this poor woman...
    We were little kids, had no idea..but still gives me a sick feeling..


    Okay I never went THAT far with my toys. :P
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    This thread is making me fucking cry with laughter!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :'-D
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    Captain_Howdy wrote:
    For some dumbass reason I totally smashed a Snake Eyes, I know, what the fuck, with a brick on purpose. This Snake Eyes:



    :cry::cry::cry: Why oh why, a Snake-Eyes?? :cry::cry::cry: Cobra finally had their way with him...
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    Saturday19 wrote:
    Me and some friends once microwaved some old troll dolls. We all pulled our money to buy a bunch of air-fresheners. It did nothing to cover the smell and I was grounded for a week


    Goddamnit!! I just peed!!! :lol::lol::lol::roll::roll:
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    HarryReems wrote:
    I threw this kid's Ken doll up on his roof.
    I don't think his dad ever felt like getting a ladder, to climb up there and get it down.
    Not really broken, but still great fun. I hope people drove by his house, and saw that doll just hanging out up on that roof.




    I can imagine Ken sunbathing with a towel on the hot shingled roof going "Hey what up, chief? Can I get some sun tan lotion?" :lol::lol:
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