How did you destroy your toys?

HarryReems 5 years 1 month ago Posts: 2506 Banned User Admin	I'm pretty sure every kid did this. Girls cut all the hair off their Barbies, boys buried their Ninja Turtles in the sandbox, etc. My favorite way was to stick a Black Cat firecracker in the crotch piece of a sucky GI Joe. Take some foolish looking gimp like Windmill or Sol Rosenburg, and blow them to pieces. I also got more creative and added things to the Joe/Firecracker recipe. I would get tomatoes out of my mom's garden, stick a GI Joe in the tomato, and pack it full of Black Cats. That way you had pieces of GI Joe parts flying everywhere AND chunks of tomato slopping all over the place. I'm gonna go get some tomatoes after work. = dead

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Saruman_w 5 years 1 month ago Posts: 10803 Super Mod	Hairspray can + Lighter = Fun
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Deleted 5 years 1 month ago Posts: 54340	I got creative. GI Joe figures were great for doing that. I once froze a figure in ice and threw it up in the air. It didn't shatter like I expected it, but it did break apart. Then again, you have the typical fireworks use.

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Saruman_w 5 years 1 month ago Posts: 10803 Super Mod	I also plan on in the summer time maybe goin' out, takin' some lame toys and introducing them to Mr. Mossberg 590.
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HarryReems 5 years 1 month ago Posts: 2506 Banned User Admin	I think this might have been with my cousin's Joes. I can't remember. Anyway, instead of breaking them, we just made a raft out of sticks and leaves and stuff, and just floated those bastards down the river. Never to be seen again.

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davidyck
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i never did destroy my toys, my mom ended up selling them all at a yard sale.
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Captain Howdy 5 years 1 month ago Posts: 3188 User Mod	For some dumbass reason I totally smashed a Snake Eyes, I know, what the fuck, with a brick on purpose. This Snake Eyes:

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the-micro-man
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I think I knifed a Barney puppet when I was 5 or 6 or something.
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gustogummi
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I warm my toys up in the microwave or blew them up with firecrackers.
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Ydoc
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I shot a bunch of old McDonald's toys with a 22 shotgun.
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ThatTaggerLoki
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Pump action BB Gun!!
The paperboy thinks he's a pro.
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COOLHAND
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bottle rockets and gunpowder (homemade of course hahaha)
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Deleted
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I stuffed a Barney toy with an M-120 once. I wish I had a video camera then.
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Captain Howdy 5 years 1 month ago Posts: 3188 User Mod	Ydoc wrote: I shot a bunch of old McDonald's toys with a 22 shotgun. I just can't stop laughing about that.

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Saruman_w 5 years 1 month ago Posts: 10803 Super Mod	Haha me too! No such thing as a 22 Guage. .22 Rifle maybe? But those aren't fun when destroying toys!
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Videogamenerd 5 years 1 month ago Posts: 3845	One time i set it on fire with fire works.
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pjb2377 5 years 1 month ago Posts: 3349	I owned one Barbie. It was given to me on Christmas from my cousin (we used to draw names). Anyways, her name was "Sweet Roses PJ" and she stunk like a floral bouquet. I gave her the most butch haircut ever and removed all her clothes. My mom's boyfriend (at the time) thought it would be funny to hang her by a noose one day with a suicide note attached to it. And that was the end of "sweet roses PJ". Funniest shit ever. edit-found a pic of the barbie. That would've made a damn good Christmas card.

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Captain Howdy 5 years 1 month ago Posts: 3188 User Mod	Aww man, I was gonna say that we need to see a picture of that. Good Christmas Card material.

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jujubeeme 5 years 1 month ago Posts: 1522	Oh yeah, Barbie got tortured in her final days--haircut, dragged in the mud, beheaded, de-limbed. The bitch deserved it.

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davidyck 5 years 1 month ago Posts: 322	i never did destroy my toys, my mom ended up selling them all at a yard sale.

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the-micro-man 5 years 1 month ago Posts: 3595 Banned	I think I knifed a Barney puppet when I was 5 or 6 or something.

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gustogummi 5 years 1 month ago Posts: 2787 Account Disabled	I warm my toys up in the microwave or blew them up with firecrackers.

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Ydoc 5 years 1 month ago Posts: 38	I shot a bunch of old McDonald's toys with a 22 shotgun.

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ThatTaggerLoki 5 years 1 month ago Posts: 696	Pump action BB Gun!!
	The paperboy thinks he's a pro.
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COOLHAND 5 years 1 month ago Posts: 6711	bottle rockets and gunpowder (homemade of course hahaha)

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Deleted 5 years 1 month ago Posts: 54340	I stuffed a Barney toy with an M-120 once. I wish I had a video camera then.

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HarryReems 5 years 1 month ago Posts: 2506 Banned User Admin	I fired a rocket launcher at a Happy Meal one time.

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