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    For Christmas, I got the Matt Trakker GI Joe figure from the latest wave.



    GI Joe and MASK fans can bitch until their manboobs jiggle, but in my opinion it's a little slice of awesome that Hasbro has folded MASK into GI Joe, and VENOM into Cobra.
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    Daniel85 wrote:
    For Christmas, I got the Matt Trakker GI Joe figure from the latest wave.



    GI Joe and MASK fans can bitch until their manboobs jiggle, but in my opinion it's a little slice of awesome that Hasbro has folded MASK into GI Joe, and VENOM into Cobra.


    What's that green lawnmower thing that he comes with?
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    It looks like a roto-rooter or something, right?! I dunno, I think it's supposed to be an assault backpack or some junk.

    To me it looks like one of the gaudy, fluoro-coloured accessories that came with those old GI Joe knock-offs, The C.O.R.P.S. Remember those?
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    I used to have this thing, although I can't believe how hard it is to find pictures of it:


    *edit: I also used to have this fucking sweet thing:
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    Sorry, damners.
    Everyone knows the Killer Whale is the best Joe thing on Earth.

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    HarryReems wrote:
    Sorry, damners.
    Everyone knows the Killer Whale is the best Joe thing on Earth.



    well of course. I just like the retard factor of this puppy.


    A minigun attached to the side of a crotchrocket.....the only way to aim it is to drive the motorcycle, not to mention that the recoil from such a contraption would cause the bike to twist clockwise, catch an edge, and tumble over the rider, effectively smashing his skull and making COBRA laugh while at the same time making them feel a bit sick to their stomachs because noone is supposed to die on this show except for the B.A.T.S.
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    nippy wrote:
    HarryReems wrote:
    Sorry, damners.
    Everyone knows the Killer Whale is the best Joe thing on Earth.



    well of course. I just like the retard factor of this puppy.


    A minigun attached to the side of a crotchrocket.....the only way to aim it is to drive the motorcycle, not to mention that the recoil from such a contraption would cause the bike to twist clockwise, catch an edge, and tumble over the rider, effectively smashing his skull and making COBRA laugh while at the same time making them feel a bit sick to their stomachs because noone is supposed to die on this show except for the B.A.T.S.


    No way.
    I got a real-life bike like that at home. It works just fine. ESPECIALLY when I'm shooting the fuck out of people.

    I would have posted pictures of it, but I'm having it worked on. Chainsaws put on the handlebars.
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    HarryReems wrote:
    nippy wrote:
    HarryReems wrote:
    Sorry, damners.
    Everyone knows the Killer Whale is the best Joe thing on Earth.



    well of course. I just like the retard factor of this puppy.


    A minigun attached to the side of a crotchrocket.....the only way to aim it is to drive the motorcycle, not to mention that the recoil from such a contraption would cause the bike to twist clockwise, catch an edge, and tumble over the rider, effectively smashing his skull and making COBRA laugh while at the same time making them feel a bit sick to their stomachs because noone is supposed to die on this show except for the B.A.T.S.


    No way.
    I got a real-life bike like that at home. It works just fine. ESPECIALLY when I'm shooting the fuck out of people.

    I would have posted pictures of it, but I'm having it worked on. Chainsaws put on the handlebars.


    don't forget to wear your helmet. Safety first!
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    Oh man. Just remembered Big Boa taking a shit on Bazooka's chest. What a country.
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    Captain_Howdy wrote:
    Oh man. Just remembered Big Boa taking a shit on Bazooka's chest. What a country.


    Was it in the shape of a letter? Or was it the number 14?
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    I think it's on page 14 of this thread.
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    Captain_Howdy wrote:
    I think it's on page 14 of this thread.


    Close, assend of page 13. No pun intended.
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    Look back through all this crap. I believe I drew a picture of Croc-Master jacking off as well as Scarlett doing herself with a dildo on a sunny day. Oh wait, it appears some fucknut deleted my shit. Geez.
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    Captain_Howdy wrote:
    Look back through all this crap. I believe I drew a picture of Croc-Master jacking off as well as Scarlett doing herself with a dildo on a sunny day. Oh wait, it appears some fucknut deleted my shit. Geez.


    I'll bet it was a nice sunny day too.
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    Captain_Howdy wrote:
    Look back through all this crap. I believe I drew a picture of Croc-Master jacking off as well as Scarlett doing herself with a dildo on a sunny day. Oh wait, it appears some fucknut deleted my shit. Geez.


    It's still fresh in my memory. I still appreciate it.
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    What you know about Cold Slither:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhp0QSuQ0No

    Or RAPTOR!


    GET A FRIDGE!

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    I damn loves me some Cold Slither.
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    Man that roadblock looks mexican
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    That's what she said.
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