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    Bomberman wrote:
    Is that Carlton? :shock:


    Carlton, William Perry... Close enough.


    n00b, (noob), noun informal: A person who does not know how to fully be a douchebag like yourself.
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    God-darnit!!
    These new ones rock my face off!



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    Yeah, I got some of the 25th Anniversaries (MOC). They're awesome. If I ever get them on my wall and a new memory card for my digital camera, I'll try to remember to take pictures and post them.


    n00b, (noob), noun informal: A person who does not know how to fully be a douchebag like yourself.
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    HarryReems wrote:
    God-darnit!!
    These new ones rock my face off!




    Roadblock is a genuinely beautiful man. Look at that.
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    I think these are supposed to be for babies, but I don't care.
    They are awesome, and not for n00bs.

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    Dammit, why'd did I have to be born in 1996? The 80's are awesome.

    Also, Harry, where's Croc Master?
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    PirateNinja6 wrote:
    Dammit, why'd did I have to be born in 1996? The 80's are awesome.

    Also, Harry, where's Croc Master?


    Master of Crocs, coming right up:

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    That's awesome.
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    I'm the strongest pig.
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    Road_Pig wrote:
    I'm the strongest pig.


    I like the cut of your jib, Road Pig.
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    Baby toys alert!!! Fuck!!

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    HarryReems wrote:
    Baby toys alert!!! Fuck!!



    I hate those fake chibi toys. Is there a fake chibi Psychout? I hope not.
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    Gitoku wrote:
    HarryReems wrote:
    Baby toys alert!!! Fuck!!



    I hate those fake chibi toys. Is there a fake chibi Psychout? I hope not.


    I haven't seen one.
    There is a Roadblock, though. I will be buying that and touching it a lot.
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    Nice! I actually think those are so ridiculous they're kinda cool. Especially that pissed-off looking Destro. Those smiling faces are kind of bullshitty and gay, I agree. Also, I think I'm going to be buying ALL the Roadblocks in Toys R' Us and freezing them in ice trays for my mom to find.
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    Captain_Howdy wrote:
    Nice! I actually think those are so ridiculous they're kinda cool. Especially that pissed-off looking Destro. Those smiling faces are kind of bullshitty and gay, I agree. Also, I think I'm going to be buying ALL the Roadblocks in Toys R' Us and freezing them in ice trays for my mom to find.


    And just think of all the frowning that bosses will do when they see those on desks.
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    Can someone please tell me the origins of Destro's silver head? I'm sure it would be an interesting yarn.
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    Gitoku wrote:
    Can someone please tell me the origins of Destro's silver head? I'm sure it would be an interesting yarn.


    Alas, it is indeed a tale to curl a pussy's whiskers.
    Destro's ancestors got in big trouble for selling weapons to both sides. They were punished by some fat guy making them wear metal faces. Destro still wears his to honor his forefathers, and to scare new Pokemon fans(the old ones are cooler and not scared by this).
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    I just did a background check on YoJoe.com's archives concerning Destro and you're actually 100% accurate. Destro's dad really hated Pokemon, even more so than Destro himself.
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    HarryReems wrote:
    Gitoku wrote:
    Can someone please tell me the origins of Destro's silver head? I'm sure it would be an interesting yarn.


    Alas, it is indeed a tale to curl a pussy's whiskers.
    Destro's ancestors got in big trouble for selling weapons to both sides. They were punished by some fat guy making them wear metal faces. Destro still wears his to honor his forefathers, and to scare new Pokemon fans(the old ones are cooler and not scared by this).


    Now I want to know the secret origins of the fat guy.
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    Gitoku wrote:
    HarryReems wrote:
    Gitoku wrote:
    Can someone please tell me the origins of Destro's silver head? I'm sure it would be an interesting yarn.


    Alas, it is indeed a tale to curl a pussy's whiskers.
    Destro's ancestors got in big trouble for selling weapons to both sides. They were punished by some fat guy making them wear metal faces. Destro still wears his to honor his forefathers, and to scare new Pokemon fans(the old ones are cooler and not scared by this).


    Now I want to know the secret origins of the fat guy.


    The fat guy is just that; the Fat Guy. He's a mystery of a riddle wrapped in an enigma. And he has gummi bears.
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