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    Obviously the best toy ever. Best vehicles, best bases, and best guys. Roadblock would eat your face and your hands if you said otherwise. Shipwreck gets drunk all day. Flint looks at dirty magazines. Like I said, best toys ever.





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    I have been beaten up brutally by Roadblock. GI Joes r awesum.
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    That's a good picture of Roadblock with all his gear. Is that from your own personal collection?
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    Captain_Howdy wrote:
    That's a good picture of Roadblock with all his gear. Is that from your own personal collection?


    Nope. A helmet never goes near my roadblock's head.
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    roadblock > or = a badass
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    HarryReems wrote:
    Captain_Howdy wrote:
    That's a good picture of Roadblock with all his gear. Is that from your own personal collection?


    Nope. A helmet never goes near my roadblock's head.


    Yeah, it's got to be an illusion. That head couldn't have a helmet on it in real life. Did Chance Sundance Photoshop that crap?
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    The Joes are back, and they are coming in your house(or getting in your car).

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    Thoughs new Joes don't look bad at all.
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    That's so ridiculously awesome. They didn't screw up on those new Joes one bit.
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    Captain_Howdy wrote:
    That's so ridiculously awesome. They didn't screw up on those new Joes one bit.


    Except for Serp. He looks like a goddamned turd. It looks like they couldn't make up their minds what costume to put him in, so they just went with a little bit of everything. And then they gave him a sad Cwub Foods face. Everyone else besides him: wet down awesome.

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    Whoa, you weren't kidding. He looks like he forgot something on his grocery list or missed his period. I want(need) that Shipwreck toy, Atlanta is fresh out.
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    Some comic book store is sure to have one. Definitely cheaper than Ebay, too.

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    I checked comic stores and I'm trying to avoid eBay. My mail always gets fucked because I live in these condos where everybody's shit always gets mixed up. Some old lady will get my Shipwreck toy and feed it to her dog probably.
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    Ewww..that's not reez raz.
    What's also not real good is how I never owned(pwned) this:

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    Ehhh, that's gotta be like two-grand on eBay. Or your first born if Ron Jeremy is selling it.
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    New Bazook & Hawk coming down lickit



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    ooOOooh, the Flagg.
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    I still have my G.I. Joes in a box back home.

    I loved my Shipwreck, Destro, and Sgt. Slaughter.
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    noreag wrote:
    I had the one in the third pic.. I was emberrassed of it cause he looks gay.. his little stand with his hips tilted and his hat slanted.. I dont know but for some reason i thought it was gay and wouldnt play with it..Am i wrong? look at it....


    Noreag! That's Flint!!
    Flint pwns all the owned poon!
    Don't ever forget.

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