Make Your Own Picture Captions!

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    Shaunbadia wrote:


    Mario: How come you always follow me at the end of Bowser's Castles?
    Toad: He pays me to do things.
    I want to be a dentist.

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    They're horrible people once you get to know them....
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    Oh. Go spray a little slower.
    I want to be a dentist.

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    Shaunbadia wrote:


    The yellow one is the only one who's normal.

    TurboDuo wrote:


    Donkey Kong's high colonic goes horribly wrong.


    n00b, (noob), noun informal: A person who does not know how to fully be a douchebag like yourself.
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    i will go deep inside my head to find out why my band sucks
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    futuramafan95 wrote:



    So How's this for my Facepalm audition?
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    PWNED!
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    TurboDuo wrote:



    EEEWEE! squeal like a piggy boy!
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    Nintendo wishes they stayed with Sony
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    Guess who's coming to dinner!
    Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air?
    Can't live, can't breathe with no air
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    TurboDuo wrote:
    Let's play a little game, shall we? It's a game where you post a picture, and you make captains for it, I'll start:



    Who said that Mario was the only one to score with the princess?


    *Saves to computer*

    And...

    Luigi: I done took your girl, yo! And you know that baby she's carrying, right there? Yup, it's mine.

    Peach: Whoo-whoo! Once you go "Lu", you know that you're through!
    Garfield: "My car is so old, that it's insured against theft, flood, fire and dinosaur stampedes!"

    Garfield: "The local bus transit is doing their part to help with the weight loss program: each year, they stop further and further away from the curb!
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    NO U!
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    RadRacer56 wrote:


    NO U!


    Forget it dude, I'm NOT pulling your finger!




    "I gotta have me that sexy 'back'... wonder if she's into bondage?"
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    frostydude wrote:


    AGH! I'M JACKING OFF -- GET OUT, FUCKER!
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    TurboDuo wrote:




    "Don't even bother pulling my finger."
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    Shaunbadia wrote:

    Mario: Do you how many damm castles I have gone through? You know what just forget it, Bowser can keep the Princeness! I've got a lady at home. That's right I'm married!
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    TurboDuo wrote:




    Sports Announcer: I don't if Donkey Kong can pull off this move with that little man underneath him
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    TurboDuo wrote:




    Princess: Yoshi, that's not how you decorate a tree!
    Yoshi: Yoshi
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    Shaunbadia wrote:




    The truth comes out
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    TurboDuo wrote:






    Luigi: The secret sauce it is a working
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