cartoons: what the characters WOULDN'T say

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    the point of this game is to think of some quotes a cartoon character really wouldn't say in a show. here's one, it's pretty random

    doug: "hi mr. dink! can i use your computer to do some research on my homework?

    mr. dink: "HUH HAH!! have you seen my new xbox 360? it's VERY expensive!"

    doug: "not right now mr. dink...."

    mr. dink: (turns on xbox)

    skeeter: "it's the red ring of death! honk honk!"
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    Turtles

    "Master splinter, want a slice of Pizza"

    "No thanks Rapheal, I just got back from my date with Madonna at the outback steakhouse"
    You have to see this, no, seriously
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    seseme street
    ernie:guess what?
    elmo:what
    ernie:me and bert are engaged!
    [quote]
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    Tommy (White Ranger): Kimberly...could you turn around for a few seconds

    Kimberly (pink ranger): Uh sure Tommy, but why?

    Tommy:.....well lets just say im starting to think spandex was a bad choice for costume materials

    Kimberly: haha ....OH *turns around* Tommy...whats wrong did you just get out of a cold pool =]

    lol
    " ITS MORPHING TIME" ~~~~ Tommy ( white ranger)

    " I DID HER I DID HER I DID HER!!!!!" ~~Pubes



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    Doug: Skeeter, what are you doing?
    Skeeter: slaughtering this goat in the name of satan, why?
    Doug: Oh that skeeter! *winks* Comercial brake...
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    Marge: homer

    Homer: yes

    Marge: wanna fuck me up the ass and cum in my face

    homer's eyebrows rise
    This is my life :)
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    Donatello: "I'm... GAY."

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO HOOHOOHOOHOO!!!!!!! :lol:
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    How about some Dora The Explorer...
    Dora:Say Boots, what do you think of Betty White?
    Boots:Id tap that
    Dora:Me to.
    Made 100th post on 12/12/08 :shock:

    TMNT wrote:
    Fuck you means go way.
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    Rocko: Hello Mr. Massive Penis
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    Mickey Mouse: "Minnie, I wish you were dead, you stupid cunting whore."
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    how is this a game anyway?
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    Fred: Wanna a slice of pizza, Shag
    Shaggy: No thanks, I'm not hungry
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    elmo:I am so damn overated
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    WTF? why isn't my text coming up?
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    Since modern day technology is almost NEVER seen in Ed Edd n' Eddy, it would be highly unlikely for the Eds to say something like this:

    Ed: Hey Guys! Wanna play with my new toaster?

    Edd: Uh, that's a Wii, Ed.

    Eddy: I got it! We'll scam the kids by selling them video game consoles! We'll be rich! AHAHAHAHAAA!!! Ed, go get your Wii, Double D, go get your XBox 360, I'm gonna go get my PS3.

    Edd: Hold on a second, Eddy, I'm sending a text message to Rolf.

    Eddy: Rolf has an iphone?

    Edd: Cell Phone, actually.

    Eddy: oh. AT&T?

    Edd: Nope, Verizon.

    Ed: I love Verizon! I love it just as much as Gravy!

    Eddy: And after this scam, We'll all watch Cloverfield on Blu-ray!

    Ed: but Eddy, what about the Jawbreakers?

    Eddy: We'll have enough money for Cloverfield AND Jawbreakers, Lumpy!

    Ed & Edd: HUZZAH!
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    Popeye: This spinach doesn't do shit.
    Always playing as Yoshi since 1995!
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    Mickey: Wanna see my weiner since my career's going down the toilet?
    TMNT wrote:
    Hey Lol785, Your so stupid your name does not like you at all.


    "Life's rough, get a helmet."
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    Peter Griffin: "Remeber the time I remembered the time I remembered the time I remembered the time I remembered the time I remembered the time I remembered the timeI remembered the time I remembered the time I remembered the time I remembered the time I remembered the time I remembered the time I remembered the time I remembered the time...."

    You get the picture
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    Peggy Hill: YOur right, I didn't know that.
    Free Lil Boosie
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    Maggie Simpson:

    Anything at all.
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