Chat up lines

  • MattNash
    • 7 years 5 months ago
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    		 I said to this beautiful girl once, "So, you want to go out sometime, maybe have some coffee and fuck!"
    She said, "I don't like coffee."
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  • Barth
    • 7 years 5 months ago
    • Posts: 525
    		 Ask a girl: How much meat can you get out of a fly?

    When she says "I don't know"

    Point to your fly (crotch) and say "Wanna find out?"
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  • Mystie
    • 7 years 5 months ago
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    		 I had this drunk chick try to pick me up once with, "Wow, you look like you can get down!" She was a cuuuuute dance partner. :lol:
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  • Barth
    • 7 years 5 months ago
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    		 Mystie...You are cute!
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  • Mystie
    • 7 years 5 months ago
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    Barth wrote:
    Mystie...You are cute!


    Awww.... thanks.

    BTW - a few guys took pics so if anyone ever sees a photo of me online gyrating up against another girl, be a dear and gimme a heads up. :wink:
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  • MattNash
    • 7 years 5 months ago
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    Mystie wrote:


    BTW - a few guys took pics so if anyone ever sees a photo of me online gyrating up against another girl, be a dear and gimme a heads up. :wink:


    :shock: That was you?! :shock:
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