The Clapper

The Clapper along with the Chia Pet are the best last minute Christmas presents ever! I consider The Clapper the laziest innovation ever, can't somone just flip on a lightswitch?

"Just plug in the Clapper". He sounded like a pervert when he said that. I don't want to know what his idea of a Clapper is.

I always wanted to hook these clappers up in a public building, like in a events or reception room. That can be interesting.

^Hmmm... (there is a Clapper plugged in at the Pepsi Center, and nobody knows. Joe Sakic makes a particularly good goal, and everyone claps, turning off the air conditioning, scoreboard, video screen, and melting the rink.)

CLAP ON! CLAP OFF! CLAP ON CLAP OFF, FOR THE CLAPPER xD