LifeCall I've Fallen and I can't get up (now LifeAlert)

On the new one, they tried to make it less funny, the old lady says "I have fallen and I can't get up, I need help!"

I will be making a retro soundboard... not for prank calls, but, pure nostalgia. This MUST be on it! at least, the audio :)

Gotta love LifeAlert. That and HeadON!

i've fallen and I can't get up. what a FUCKING loser

i'm having chest pain. what an ASSHOLE

Thought it was funny at the time because I was young and on acid