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An Homage TO Squeeze Its By: kenE2389
Article Score: -6



I think we all remember this drink, the colorful bottles, the halfway cleaver names given to the slightly creepy faces that were shaped into the bottle itself, but there was something more to this drink.

I recall my parents would rarely and i do mean RARELYwould buy me squeeze its at the grocery store, their case being there was too much sugar ofcourse. this fact was unmistakable just by looking at the drink but it made no difference to a nine year old kid.

twisting off the caps was always a great part of this beverage, there was a little bit of juice left in the cap that would be a good appetizer to the drink, which really only lasted about 2 and a half gulps, but what magical gulps they were.

we'll take this time now to take you through a pictorial history of the drink















By now i'm sure you've noticed this is just the same picture slightly edited but there is a good reason for that being its the only picture i can find on the internet.

Kool-Aide has since come out with a knock off version of squeeze it since they have been discontinued called kook-aide bursts, and they are a far cry from their predecessor. they've kept the size the same but the sips linger with the taste of splenda and dissapointment

if anyone else remembers these drinks feel free to comment

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Comments

Lego_ManiacPosted: 09/23/2009
Now I am not a writer nor an editor so to speak. However I do think that when articles are written they would, I don't know be proofed after the fact. It was almost hard to follow the article because of missing spaces, double use of words, and missing capitalization. I do rermember the drinks but a little more research would be useful as I have found more than 30 pictures of squeezits. I don't want to sound mean but from reading this I would assume the writer was not old enough to remember the drink.
BenjanimePosted: 09/24/2009
squeeze-its = the ripoff kool-aid
dalmatianloverPosted: 09/25/2009
Thumbs up for the memories, though you could have put a little more effort into it.
knuclear200xPosted: 09/27/2009
eh it was all right. I dont think theres more to say on a sweet artificially flavored beverage in a soft plastic bottle. and you can still find packs of these at a walmart or buy those awesome Arizona brand canned drinks.
kenE2389Posted: 09/28/2009
yeah i'm sorry guys this was more or less a waste impulsice articles are never the way to go

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