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Animated Crushes By: Celeste
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When I was a little girl sometimes I had a crush on characters that I knew weren't real but looked physically attractive to me.

So here for the first time ever are my top 5 Animated Crushes when I was a little girl.

5. Jake Rockwell (The Centurions)




Jake Rockwell: Rugged Land Operations Specialist and one of my animated crushes that will go in a long line.


When people think of the Centurions they usually think about Ace McLoud or Max Ray but when I was 8 Jake Rockwell was my animated crush.

Jake Rockwell had a really nice physique and was sort of the strong silent type. In fact the ONLY reason why I ever watched the Centurions is because of Jake Rockwell.

4. Warrant Officer Flint (G.I. JOE: A Real American Hero)



Dashiel R Fairborne aka Flint. Sigh oh yes. One of my G.I. Joe crushes when I was 8.


Yes I even had a crush on an animated hunky Warrant Officer named Dashiel R Fairbourne aka Flint. It's too bad Lady Jaye saw him first. Man if I had been animated into a cartoon like Lady Jaye was I would be all over Flint like a cheap suit.

3. Herc Armstrong (InHumanoids)




Herc Armstrong is the leader of the Earth Corps and certainly one of my top picks for animated crushes.


Herc was probably one of the guys on this list that I didn't expect that I would have a crush on but when I was 10 I was absolutely crushing on him. Who wouldn't have wanted a guy like Herc in their lives.

2. Tie: Matt Trakker and Dusty Hayes (M.A.S.K.: Mobile Armor Strike Kommand)




What can I say? I had a thing for blondes and brunettes.


In this instance I couldn't choose just one animated guy to crush on so instead I chose two. Dusty Hayes, who rides Gator, and Matt Trakker the leader of the M.A.S.K. Mobile Armor Strike Kommand team.

What else can I say except that I had a thing for blondes and brunettes?

I chose both of them because I was 10 and I couldn't choose just one M.A.S.K. team member over the other.



Matt Trakker: Mild-mannered business man by day crime super sleuth by night.


1. Conrad S "Duke" Hauser (G.I. JOE: A Real American Hero




Duke is my #1 animated crush and it's his daring that puts him on the top of my list of my animated crushes.


Out of all the animated men of the 80s Duke happens to be my #1 animated crush and he is for a reason. Not because he's kind and generous but he has an exciting streak that makes him daring and sometimes that makes him a bit stupid.

Duke was one of my first animated crushes and certainly one of the most exciting crushes.

That's my list of my top 5 animated crushes and if you disagree with this list then please feel free to comment on it because you won't hurt my feelings any.

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CelestePosted: 02/23/2008
Well, what I mean by "I have a thing for blondes and brunettes" is cartoon guys who are blondes and brunettes make me smile in a way. Blonde and brown haired guys kind of make me as giddy as a school girl.

Did any of you even notice a recurring theme in my list? The guys I liked had blonde hair or brown hair. Flint, Jake, Herc, Dusty, have brown hair while Duke and Matt have blonde hair. I can't help but get a bit goofy when I see a cartoon character that has blonde or brown hair.
LOL! I wish I could count just how many hours I spent in front of the TV watching all of my favourite shows just to catch a glimpse of my favourite characters. I'm sure that I have many more characters, both real and animated, that are blondes and browns but for right now these 5 are my favourites.
Shiny_TulipPosted: 02/23/2008
Ah, I remember all of my animated crushes.
Tails (Sonic), Danny (Cats Don't Dance), Max (Goofy Movie), and that's just the beggining.
thabzPosted: 02/24/2008
Good article, I'm suprised you didn't put Bow from She-ra on this list. Guess he wasn't "manly" enough. ;)
CelestePosted: 02/25/2008
So am I. I didn't put Rio from Jem either or Maco from the Tigersharks. It wasn't that Bow wasn't "manly" enough for me it's that She-Ra lasted only one season and I really didn't get to see enough of Bow's character development to really make an informed decision on his "man" factor.
PinkuOrbotPosted: 02/29/2008
Nice choices. My top five:

5. Freddy Jones (Scooby-Doo)
4. Alan Chan (The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan)
3. Bengali (Thundercats)
2. Drak Dracula, Jr. (Drak Pack)
1. Rob Simmons/Orbots' Commander (Mighty Orbots)

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