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An American Carol(2008)
A take on the classic Charles Dickens story "A Christmas Carol" but set around Independence Day. Left-wing activist and filmmaker Michael Malone is campaigning across the country to end the Fourth of July holiday celebration because America's past and future should not be celebrated due to war. He i...
Epic Movie(2007)
A comic parody film taking on adventure movies and epics. Lucy finds her adopted father, a museum curator, has been attacked. He tells her of a golden ticket in a candy bar from a museum vending machine. Ignacio lives in a Mexican monastery and has become angered at the living conditions, deciding t...
The Johnsons(1992)
According to an ancient Indian tale a giant monster embryo residing in a crystal vase is predetermined to fertilize a blue-eyed woman. She will give birth to something evil to unleash horror and destruction upon human kind. Ugly septuplet brothers reproduced within the framework of mysterious geneti...
Angels' Wild Women(1972)
A gang of female bikers get revenge for the rape of one of their friends.
Dracula Vs. Frankenstein(1971)
Dracula conspires with a mad doctor to resurrect the Frankenstein Monster.
Girls For Rent(1974)
A team of girls go on a killing spree across the country.
The Old Dark House(1963)
An American who sells cars in England receives a mysterious invitation from an old, excentric millionaire to visit his house in which he lives with his twin brother.
Satan's Sadists(1969)
The "Satans" are a very cruel biker gang led by Anchor. The gang goes to a diner in the middle of nowhere in the California desert where they begin to terrorize Lew and his patrons and his waitress, Tracy. After a little killing, one of the patrons named Johnny manages to escape from the bikers into...
Blood Of Ghastly Horror(1972)
A mad scientist implants an electronic device into the brain of an injured soldier, which turns him into a psychotic killer.
Pinocchio(2002)
After a magical log of wood lands outside the shop of a woodcarver named Geppetto, he carves the block out into a puppet which he names Pinocchio. The puppet comes to live and begins acting mischievously. He refuses to go to school instead going on naughty adventures such as burying his money in the...
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