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Barnyard(2006)
Otis is a carefree bull(with an udder) who prefers just goofing off and having fun over accepting adult responsibility. This is despite the advice of his father Ben, the leader of the barnyard where the animals stand on their hind legs and act like humans when people are not around. Ben tells Otis t...
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events(2004)
Based on the first three books by children's author Lemony Snicket. Three wealthy children, the Bauldaire children, have just learned that their parents have been killed in a fire which destroys their mansion. The children get adopted by an evil character named Count Olaf, who is determined to take...
Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV(2000)
The Toxic Avenger must defend his friends from his own evil alternate universe doppelganger The Noxious Offender.
Flesh Gordon(1974)
Emperor Wang (the Perverted) is leader of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth, turning everyone into sex-mad fiends. Only one man can save the Earth, football player Flesh Gordon. Along with his girlfriend Dale Ardent and Professor Flexi-Jerkoff, they set off towards the so...
Lost Continent(1951)
Major Joe Nolan heads a rescue mission in the South Pacific to recover a downed atomic rocket. The crew crashlands on a mysterious island, and spends much time rock-climbing. They meet up with a native girl, a big lizard, and some dinosaurs.
Hollywood Boulevard(1976)
Joe Dante directs this story of the glamour, the glitter, the magical allure of Hollywood... and not a speck of it rubs off on Miracle Pictures, where "If it's a good picture, it's a Miracle." This is a hilarious tribute to the unsung heroes who grind out the B movies massacred by critics, but nurse...
Gas Pump Girls(1979)
June and her friends take over a service station formerly run by her uncle. They perform every trick in the book to attract the customers.
The Emperor's New Groove(2000)
Kuzco is the selfish emperor in the Inca Empire. One day he summons Pacha, the leader of a nearby village to inform him that Kuzco is building Kuzcotopia, a new summer village of his, right on the site of his house, leaving him and his family homeless. After Pacha's protests fail to reach out to him...
Sugar & Spice(2001)
A popular high school cheerleader becomes pregnant with the star quarterback's child, only to find herself turning to crime to support the lifestyle she wants to live.
Eyes Of Laura Mars(1978)
Suddenly Laura Mars can see through the eyes of a serial killer as he commits his crimes. She contacts the police and with the aid of a police detective, tries to stop the killer. But first, they have to figure out who it is.
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