Movies

Sort By

The Brides Of Dracula(1960)
Vampire hunter Van Helsing returns to Transylvania to destroy handsome bloodsucker Baron Meinster, who has designs on beautiful young schoolteacher Marianne.
The Hunter(1980)
The story of professional bounty hunter Ralph "Papa" Thorson.
The Illustrated Man(1969)
A man, whose body is almost completely covered in tattoos, is looking for the woman who drew all the intricate designs on him. Each tattoo hides a futuristic story, which you experience when you stare at it. Written
Scary Movie 3(2003)
Since the events of the previous film, the group of kids have now gone all their separate ways. Cindy, now an anchorwoman in Washington D.C. announces a series of crop circles that have mysteriously appeared overnight. The group also comes across a mysterious videotape which appears to be cursed, st...
Scary Movie 2(2001)
A blatant knock-off of possession and spirit movies from the same guys who brought you the first Scary Movie. The group from the first movie is still alive somehow, and a year after the first movie they are trying to find new lives. A weird school professor announces that he is studying paranormal a...
Scary Movie 4(2006)
The last film in the series of four films this time taking a comical crack at alien invasion movies. Cindy has lost her husband since the events of the previous film and is visiting her brother-in-law Tom. A depressed Tom later tries committing suicide and does so comically. A distraught Cindy then...
An American Carol(2008)
A take on the classic Charles Dickens story "A Christmas Carol" but set around Independence Day. Left-wing activist and filmmaker Michael Malone is campaigning across the country to end the Fourth of July holiday celebration because America's past and future should not be celebrated due to war. He i...
Disaster Movie(2008)
A parody film of many countless disaster films. In the year 10,001 B.C. a caveman is told that the world will end on August 19, 2008-the theatrical release date of the film. This is reveled to be a dream by Will, the main character of the movie. He and his friends get together for a "Super Duper Swe...
Meet the Spartans(2008)
A parody film parodying many medieval adventure films. After Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie adopt a child and notice he already has a beard and a six-pack, they decide to raise him as a Spartan. Years later, the spartan Leonidas is training his own son when he gets a message from a Persian messenger....
Epic Movie(2007)
A comic parody film taking on adventure movies and epics. Lucy finds her adopted father, a museum curator, has been attacked. He tells her of a golden ticket in a candy bar from a museum vending machine. Ignacio lives in a Mexican monastery and has become angered at the living conditions, deciding t...
Quote O' Matic
  • Owl: This reminds me of the party we once gave my Great Uncle Robert. He had just reached the ripe, old age of 103, although, of course, he would ONLY admit to 97.
    -Owl
  • Winnie the Pooh and a Day for Eeyore