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Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV(2000)
The Toxic Avenger must defend his friends from his own evil alternate universe doppelganger The Noxious Offender.
Flesh Gordon(1974)
Emperor Wang (the Perverted) is leader of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth, turning everyone into sex-mad fiends. Only one man can save the Earth, football player Flesh Gordon. Along with his girlfriend Dale Ardent and Professor Flexi-Jerkoff, they set off towards the so...
Mad Hot Ballroom(2005)
A documentary movie about eleven New York City public school kids who dream of ballroom dancing. The movie gives an in-depth look at the students' lives through their point of views and shows how they all get along, despite their different cultures, as they make their way up to the city competition.
Yours, Mine, and Ours(2005)
A remake of the classic 1968 film. High school sweethearts Frank Beardsley, a widowed Coast Guard Admiral and Helen White, a widowed handbag designer, get re-united after Frank and his family of eight kids move into the neighborhood. Even with Helen and her ten kids, some biological and some adopted...
Recess: School's Out(2001)
It is the end of the school year at Third Street School, and T.J. is excited to be out of school and spend the whole summer with his friends. Unfortunately everybody else is going to various camps for the summer to look ahead at the future. Soon afterward, T.J. notices strange people hanging out ins...
The Emperor's New Groove(2000)
Kuzco is the selfish emperor in the Inca Empire. One day he summons Pacha, the leader of a nearby village to inform him that Kuzco is building Kuzcotopia, a new summer village of his, right on the site of his house, leaving him and his family homeless. After Pacha's protests fail to reach out to him...
Airport '77(1977)
Art thieves hijack a 747, hit fog and crash into the ocean, trapping them and the passengers under 100 feet of water.
Osmosis Jones(2001)
Frank Detorre is the zookeeper at the Sucat Memorial Zoo in Rhode Island with a very disgusting and unhealthy lifestyle. Despite his daughter's advice, he eats very unhealthily, and eats a hard boiled egg that had been dropped in a chimpanzee's feces. Inside his body, Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones, a white b...
Sugar & Spice(2001)
A popular high school cheerleader becomes pregnant with the star quarterback's child, only to find herself turning to crime to support the lifestyle she wants to live.
The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood(1980)
Xaveria Hollander's (Martine Beswick) adventures conclude in the final chapter of the "Happy Hooker" trilogy.
Quote O' Matic
  • Darth Vader: What is thy bidding, my Master?
  • Emperor Palpatine: There is a great disturbance in the Force.
  • Darth Vader: I have felt it.
  • Emperor Palpatine: We have a new enemy. The young rebel who destroyed the Death Star. I have no doubt this boy is the offspring of Anakin Skywalker.
  • Darth Vader: How is that possible?
  • Emperor Palpatine: Search your feelings, Lord Vader. You will know it to be true. He could destroy us.
  • Darth Vader: He's just a boy. Obi-Wan can no longer help him.
  • Emperor Palpatine: The Force is strong with him. The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi.
  • Darth Vader: If he could be turned, he would become a powerful ally.
  • Emperor Palpatine: Yes... He would be a great asset. Can it be done?
  • Darth Vader: He will join us or die, Master.
  • Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back