ahh yes the most awesome part of my memory i'm still a fan of it today the episodes were good till about 2004 when hit decided to change it and that didnt work out at all im sure a lot of you are going to make fun of me for likeing it but i dont care if you do or not cause its all a matter of opinon

Oy! I just wish I could take that dinosaur and tear the fuzz out of him! (pant, pant)

I love you, it is true, I want to make a SNACK OUT OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the heck I never realized Barney was still on my god loved this as a kid.

Uggh! Barney!

Oh my goodness, I remember this show when I was 3 years old and I stopped watching it when I was 8 years old. Barney was my favorite dinosaur when I was little.

Barney is the only Dinosaur that both sucks and blows at the same time.

I'm Asperger's but I hated Barney since I grown out of it which a bit too late to be honest.

I like you, you like me, lets gain up and kill Barney I say!!!!

Don't you just love to beat this purple dinosaur down and leave him lifeless on the street? but considering the kid show with with hiphop theme with a walking living vibrator with eyes (hint: yo gabagaba), barney is a hero.

I loved this show when I was younger and HATED Sesame Street. Now this show annoys me and I think Sesame Street is so cute lol.

Oh Yeah... i forgot...
♫I hate u. U hate me. Let's get up & kill Barney. With a kick in the balls & a shotgun to the head. Sorry kids but Barney's dead.♫

I stopped watching this when I was 4.

I use to watch this show all the time when I was little. I can remebr that I had barney VHS and when they were over, I use 2 run in my room.

......

i use to watch this when i was a kid also and now i have no idea why i watched it haha well obveusly because i was a kid at the time, one of the girls from this show was on american idol when they were still scouting for people,

I used to watch this when I was a little kid.

LOVE!

My big brother used to love Barney. I used to love Barney. My little cousin loves Barney. Everyone in my family used to love Barney.

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S BARNEY lol

a classic one for the ages

First it was The Terminator, then it was Chucky, and now, the next generation of terror and fear has arrived...he goes by the name of...BARNEY.

Good god, I was a Barney nut back then. As a matter of fact, I remember having a Barney themed party for my 4th birthday. I also remember having a stuffed Barney toy like the one they had on the show.

when I was little. I got Barney of Video and at the end, always ran into my room. the ending use to scare me and I don't wanna know how the tape ends after the credit.s My dad got mad and he sold them at our Grarage sale.

I was obsessed with this show as a kid. I never missed an episode, I had the Barney doll, sleeping bag, coloring book, VHS's of several episodes and the movie, T-Shirts, Underwear, and probably a 2x4 with Barney painted on it. I grew up and realized that the show does sugar coat everything, and never covered "bad" topics, but I don't think the show is as bad as everybody says.

This show was my favorite as a kid

Beware of the giant purple monstrosity.

I watched this when I was like 1, lol.

Barney and Drew Pickles like to have gay poopy buttsex orgies with each other, because they are really really gay.

Seriously, this show sucks, and I am not saying that because it's a preschoolers show.

I remebered that Kimberly Clark. Huggie diapers thing.

everyone liked Barney as a toddler in the 90's!!...yu can call him gay n wuteva but yu watched the show...lls*

I used like that show when I little myself.

lol i remember being about 4 years old, and my mom was tying my shoe getting me ready for school, and my eyes were glued to the screen watching barney lol.

Man, why does everyone make fun of this show? It's a great show for little kids! I watched it a lot in my preschool days, and I think I still have my Barney doll somewhere... I still remember all of the anti-Barney songs from 1st grade the boys would sing, such as "I hate you, you hate me, let's get together and kill Barney, with a baseball bat and hit him in the head, aren't you glad that Barney's dead?"

OMg I use to watc hthis shwo all the tiem whe nI was little. i sue to have Barney vidoes and at the ned of each episode.I ran away into my room.

I use to watch this as a baby i had evey form of plush doll of him >.> now i regret it cause my family makes fun of me XD

Post-surgery Micheal Jackson + Dino the Dinosaur + John Lennon + An idiot from Alabama + Pee-wee Herman = BARNEY! D:

Actually, I remember watching Barney & Friends back in the day but I don't remember liking it. Gotta love all those anti-Barney playground songs...

I used to love the early Barney's. I used to make my mom sing the ending song with me each episode. All the kids at school sang songs about hanging barney from a tree, i hated it. I kept my love for Barney a secret.

When I was in elementary school, everybody sang every song known to man about killing Barney.

I remember thinking that this shit was awesome back in the very early 90's, lol!

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die barney die dont ask why the big purple dino is going to fry

die barney die i will pull out my lightsaber and kill him

are those kids on it 13 wow how dumb are they

BARNEY!!! COME BACK!!!!!!! = ) My favorite!!! ((the old ones are the best the new ones are dumb)) I got the old ones(with micheal

I used to watch this when i was little my 2 year old niece watches this now,now I think it's Annoying

Last time I watched Barney & Friends was at age 4, and pretty much never again. First of all, the show is patronizing as hell. It relied too heavily on magic and "using your imagination", and minimally on problem solving. The play elements were fun to an extent, but the way the kids acted was totally stupid. I could swear, the show was produced by a hippie, because when someone had a problem, Barney told them to just smile to make the trouble disappear. Is it any wonders that people nowadays think that ignoring something will make it go away? I'll give the show credit for one thing: it's a few steps above Teletubbies.

Recently, I caught glimpses of Barney & Friends on days when I had to work the second shift. One thing for sure, if they'll still have it ten years from now, they'll have to waterboard me before I let my kids watch it.

I remember watching it when i was like 2 or 3 (in 92 and 93) and on.

i used to be freaking in love with this show!! i think must kids my age were.

I remember this one song that was like
"if all the raindrops were lemondrops and gumdrops oh what fun that would be! standing outside with my mouth open wide! ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!"
Whenever it rained i used to open my mouth and catch the rain. Then my dad told me off cos of how acidic rain is...
:-I
anyone else remember this song?

i loved barney i liked the original ones where he was like dark purple and he had a darker voice. now its just like gay. ( i always liked the one where they had to get the games to put in the game machine and then they like cranked it and made this big game board... Classic)

I agree with LAUR3NLx0
i like that episode

i loved Barney. i had soo many VHS videos of it.

i liked the episode when they went on a ship
and stuff.

amazing.

i love you, you love me

I love old Barney and Friends but I don't like the new Barney and Friends.

I used to watch this show when I was 5. I used to Barney and Friends on WITF 33.

me either

I don't understand why everyone had such a problem with him.

My classic hate song from when I was 7 and used to make fun of him whilst forcing my sister to watch this crap for fun.

I hate, you and you hate me but lets gain up and kill Barney

With a great big chop then a shot right on the floor

He is a dead Dinosaur.

Sorry kids no more fun, I shot Barney with my gun

With a great big chop then a shot right on the floor he is a dead Dinosour.

i was never really a big fan of this show, but i still liked to watch it. I was kinda bummed when they got rid of the old cast (from season 1). I saw a ton of re-runs with them. I had a barney bed, a plush toy, and 2 episodes on vhs that i liked to watch a lot. ( those were all hand me downs from my brother, so don't think i was the fan, he was!!!!!). Arthur was so much better in my opinion back then.

I watched Barney & Friends Since Episode 1!

I hated barney so much as a kid. I was actually forced to watch it when I was in daycare. I remember thinking how lame of a show it was and how fake everyone on it was. I really hated baby bop and that half retarded kid- you know which one im saying

I remember I used to watch it, till I was about five? One day in third grade our teacher told us to bring in old videos to donate or something like that. I brought in Barney. Everyone started laughing at me saying I still liked Barney. I was sarced for life. D:

is that barney & the backard gang? the first show is back in 1988, and in 1991. and the funny TV show was premired in 1992 of unknown.

To all of you anti-Barny fans out there, here is a good comedy video posted by a friend of mine on YouTube. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiI0bw9jCg4

I watched this show alot when I was little...then one day when I was 4 I said "Mom this show is waaay too babyish i'm never watching it again!" lmao

I watched Barney when I was in elementary school and I had the music tape.

i always used to watch this in the mornin

I Loved Barney When I Was Little Well......... I still watch hime when i am bored

I loved Barney for alittle while when i was a little kid. Who didn't? I had the singing doll when i was three or four.

I hate this show!

I still have scary Barney flashbacks from my childhood.

i loved barney i learned a lot from that show when i was little...i think every kid born from the late 80's up watched barney

i loved barney when i was little.

this show is the worst show ever

Oh! and there's a Barney Unnecessary Censorship Edtion! It's Gut-breaking Funny! They added Beeps to make you think that they are Cursing! Check them out on youtube! The Barney's brithday one is Funny too. They bleeped a lot.
Here it is:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8rglzuEgl6I

Wow. The Clip that Mircoman sented me was funny. The boy did not just say that. He said: "Boy that Sucks!" in a Toddlers SHOW! That boy must be in BIG trouble for saying that in a Toddlers show, Hee! hee!

And so.. PBS from 1970 had good programming and educational value. But on the dark day of April 6, 1992 the purple anarchy hit thier waves. Now, we must stop him before all of humanity becomes spongified.

Aw, I must admit I loved Barney when I was younger. That was my favorite show. I agree with Pansy, the first cast was definitly the best of them all. I loved The Backyard Gang! And Sandy Duncan was amazing!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ENFGNDF4F6g

sorry, here it is

hey bluemario you gotta see this! its a clip where a kid says "boy that SUCKS!" on the third ever barney video, but meant to be the first episode because all the kids meet barney, haha, and there is an even bigger surprise at the end for you!

"I Hate You" lyrics

I hate you, you hate me
We're unhappy as can be
With a great big smack
And a kick from me to you
Won't you say you hate me too

I hate you, you hate me
We're an unhappy family
With a great big smack
And a kick from me to you
Won't you say you hate me too

I hate you, you hate me
We're bad friends like friends should be
With a great big smack
And a kick from me to you
Won't you say you hate me too

oh great more barney fans

I liked this show when i was like 5 the 1st cast was the best

I only liked it when it first came out then all the characters changed and new ones came on the show it wasn't the same

Barney was a good show. I used to watch it when I was little.

I was a teenager when this show made its appearance on PBS. From that day on, I hated it so much. If I had a choice between watching Barney and having surgery done with no anasthetics, I would rather go for the surgery. Just talking about Barney and his dumb antics is enough to make me wanna... Uh... Excuse me! Outta my way! Sick person heading for the bathroom!

I remember when this 1st came out! I would watch it everyday (I was 5) I liked the original cast! After all the new people started to come, I just stopped watching it!

you tell them

why can't they just cancel the stupid show, i mean everyone hates him and he's gay. he always say i love you. mister rogers doesn't say i love you. he loves people in a more compashinit way. he says i like you just the way you are.

God, This show is So bad, This Show will ONLY get a D--. The Only reason why I'm giving this a D-- as a grade, is because i watched it when I was little. That's the ONLY reason why I'm only gonna grade this a D--. If you don't beleive in me, Here are the Results:

Storyline: D: 4.0/10.0 Boring!!! Even DKC is 1000 times better!

Script Dialouge: F: 3.0/10.0 Ouch. My ears. I hate their Dialouge!

Grapihcs: C-: 5.5/10.0 Pretty Medicore I guess. The Grapihcs are the same like other most live action shows. The least Important part of this poor show.

Voice Acting: F-: 2.0/10.0 Ha! You've got to be Kidding me! Right? The People who played the dino's voices must gotten hit the head with a HUGE piece of wood!!!!!

Educational Value: F--: 1.8/10.0 This show has no good Educational systems to childern AT ALL. IT teaches them how to
be idiots. The most important part of this poor show.

Sound: F-: 2.3/10.0 Terrible Songs and Music! Spraeded with Medicore cartoony sound effects. The Songs and Music is so terrible, that the show should have has No music at all!

Lasting Appeal: D-: 4.0/10.0 The show gets boring and so stupid once it's been like 5 mintues!

Overall: D-- 4.0/10.0 Poor
A poorly done messed up show. So Aviod this at all costs if your a barney hater, But if you are a barney lover for anyone, then get your butt outta here! SCRAM!!!

ahhhhhhhh help me he is trying to turn me into a idoit

I've seen recordings of shows such as Sesame Street, Mister Roger's Neighborhood, and Owl TV. And they were pretty good and educational. From what I learned is that PBS was a truely educational channel that gives people to learn something from one show to another. But later then, on April 6, 1992. It ALL changed because that's the day when Barney and Friends premired and it's not what I call an "educational" show. I mean if you watch the old Sesame Street it talks about letters and what letter starts with a certain word and what that word means and all of that. Barney is trash and should be avoided at all costs. By the time I have kids, I should get the Sesame Street Old School DVD boxsets so they could watch those instead of being hypnotized by the purple demon or getting their brains sucked up by Boo-Bah (what kind of name is that anyway).

XD I remember when we were in 4th grade we sang this song,

"I hate you, you hate me, let's get together and kill Barney. With a great big shotgun, stick it to his head, aren't we glad that Barney's dead."

Seriously, F*CK BARNEY! Even Nick Jr. stuff is better than this! NO educational value in this show at all!

I HATE THIS PURPLE DINO IF ANYONE HATES BARNEY THEN I LIKE THEM

EWWWW BARNEY STINKS !!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOO ITS LIKE A PAIR OF STINKY PURPLE SOCKS!!!!! ICCKKKK!!!

if barney dies, we all die

evan2007:
i know the one real reason for everybody hating barney,he's a pre schooler's character.that's realy the only reason that every body hates him so darn much.

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You're right. Barney was better when I was younger. now, looking at it, it's kind of... strange. A lot of people hate pre-school TV shows simply for that reason:

Kid: I hate Binya Binya!

Another Kid: Yeah, I HATE HIM SO MUCH!

Kid 3: Uhh... didn't we watch him when we were little?

Kid and Another Kid: SHUT UP! @&$%! GO HOME TO YOUR MAMA!

MAKE IT STOP!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I loved this show when I was litte and I hate how they changed it so much. Having new kids is understandble but new two new dinosuars? Aren't Barney and the green one enough?

i know the one real reason for everybody hating barney,he's a pre schooler's character.that's realy the only reason that every body hates him so darn much.

As kids we 'loved' to hate this show. Anybody remember all the rumors that were started about Barney?

Better yet, let's hijack all the PBS stations by putting Beavis & Butthead where Barney would normally be placed so all the kids could burn that fucking purple bastard to death like on the banned eps of B&B.

Lets all plant bombs or something around the set of the show and the studio where it's taped so it would be Barney's Last Episode, plus having millions of kiddies witness the purple bitch & his minions be blown to bits ON THE AIR!

I remember i watch this all time!!

I miss the good ole' days when Barney didn't suck. After each member of the original Backyard Gang was gone...it just didn't work anymore.

I have a few good ways to kill Barney:

Board him on starship ENTERPRISE and make him go up to Worf have him ask him if it's true all klingons are wimps.

Make him Charlie Manson's cellmate.

Make him tell the CEO of Wal-Mart he's pro-union.

Put him in a guillotine with the rope holding the blade in Barney's mouth, then beat his ass with a jagged piece of metal until he screams.

Send him to Disney World on Gay Day, & let all the queers hug him until he dies. Dispose of Barney's corpse in Goofy's dog dish.

The Barney toilet seat cover.

The Barney Xmas tree holder, wire Christmas lights to his body so he gets shocked!

Make him a character in a Stephen King novel.

Jam his head in a floppy disk drive, then type "format a:"

Cryogenically freeze him, cut shamerock shaped pieces from his body then dye them green for St. Patrick's Day.

Man I hate this show. I'd rather watch Sesame Street or Mister Roger's Neighborhood.

I watched this show once and now I say what the hell was I thinking. I didn't even like it! I perferred sesame street.

This show makes me glad to be an 80s kid.

I hate that purple flea bag

Okay, my younger brother saw me commenting and he just recited this poem he made up bashing Barney. (Even though it was his favorite show when he was four and five) I'll put the poem up and any Barney-haters can have fun with it.

Tic-tac-toe,
Three in a row
Barney got shot by a G.I. Joe
Mama called a doctor
And the doctor said,
"Oooh, Barney's dead".

I loved this show when I was a kid, though it wasn't my favorite. I don't care much for it anymore, since I'm forced to watch it every time I baby-sit this five-year old.

Once the purple bitch starts trying to fight back, I'll surround myself with an Ultra-Max forcefield to overpower 'im, than I'll brand his chest and his ass with a fireflower!

Better yet, I could always ship Barney to Iraq in a car loaded with bombs and WMDs.

I have a gr8 idea! since Barney, Baby Bop & BJ are all idiots, we'll dupe them into committing a capital crime, like a rape-murder of a minor. After Barney's hung on the gallows, everyone will be saved !

the kids were gay in this show and i dont ushually say kids are gay

And after they are dead it breaks the hypnosis spell to EVERYBODY in the whole wide world including people like Gklue, Nicole_is_cool, and Lamby.

And I have the blueprint to Barney's plan for world domination.

BARNEY"S PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION:
To make a TV show and hypnotize everybody in the whole wide world to dance and sing like idiots. And he is trying to hypnotize everybody to love him and bow down to him. Once everybody is hypnotized then he tells everybody to help him take over the world.

Well we could fight fire with fire. Another thing is that he let's Baby Bop and BJ look at the blueprints. We make a fake blueprint to switch them so that when Baby Bop and BJ reads them, it would say to let all the children out of that classroom clubhouse place (I have no idea what it's called either) and then they put dynomite ALL OVER the classroom and then they blow it up and the whole school or clubhouse or what ever it is into pieces with Barney, Baby-Bop, and BJ inside it and NOW they are dead and no longer on TV. That's another plan I came up with.

Along with my Rainbow sword, I'll use my Mirror Shield to block that Dinosaur's Punching and Kicking and when he's stunned by my Rainbow Sword, I'll use My Silver Bow and Arrows to Hurt him 4 times!!!!!!! Until he is dead! perfect! Perfect... PERFECT!!!!!!!!!

Oh, I know a secret way to get to the Park where they air the new barney and friends. You gotta take the sewers to get there! Once your at the ending part of the sewer, pull the lever to open the secret door. Then you'll be in the school/clubhouse (I don't know what it is.) thing where they air the new Barney and friends. Then you can Kill Barney. That's another Master plan of mine!

BOOO!!!! Not barney!!!! Pull the barney alarm!!! The Simplex 2901-9838 somebody! PULL IT!!!

Oh and I would apprciate it if you do not type my real name. Hopefully nothing bad will happen.

Oh great I just used my real name.

And I'll use my Dylan umbrella (simular to the Peach umbrella from Super Princess Peach) to kill that purple dinosaur!!!!!!

^ You know something Lamby? You're just too soft on Barney. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THE PURPLE BASTARD HYPNOTIZED YOU! Now it's REALLY time for BlueMario, BlueLuigi & I to take serious action. I'll take out my shotgun so I could kill the purple douchebag.

Now, we REALLY need to kill the purple demon before he hypnotizes ANYONE ELSE!

Oh man now nicolle_is_cool is hypnotized by that purple freak. This calls for drastic measures. I'll use my home run hitting bat (from Super Smash Bros Melee).

I gotta go get my lightsaber and my Smart Bombs (from Star Fox series).

I gotta go get my Fire flower and my Level 6 sword also. (Rainbow sword)

Gklue is hypnotised by Barney, I got to get out my shotgun and blue troopa shell (from Mario Kart).

Actually, I meant to say lightsaber.

BlueMario & I have once again saved the day from Barney and his minions, thanks to his Rainbow Sword!

KRW: Barney is Trying to Hypotise Everyone!
*Screams in fear*
He Hypotised Gklue!!! I'll save you Gklue! *Bangs on TV*
There! That Barney's NOT On TV no more because I broke the TV! Don't forget to kill that purple nightmare with my Rainbow sword!!! Hit him once and He is DEAD!!!!!!

WHAT >?! You'd actually LET the purple demon turn you into and idiot?! Someone call the doctor!

Seriously, both videos were funny since I hate Barney above everything else.

Yes. But I thought BBQ Barney was funnier. Sadly, the video was deleted by the user who made the video . But I have to admit that BOTH videos were REALLY funny !

Say KRW did you check out that video BlueMario showed us?

Don't forget about the "BBQ Barney" video on youtube. It's SO funny !

Oh! I forgot this: blueluigi

Don't forget to tell KRW about the "Elmo kills Barney" video on youtube.com!

Ah yes, that was a good video lol. It was very funny.

I finally found IT!
"Elmo kills barney" audio made into two people making a video, check this out! It's the Correct same thing about when Blueluigi and KRW were listening to it!
If you enjoied the audio, Watch the video on youtube.com!

Here it is! :

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wp7XLTi-j1Y

Hurry! before it gets removed!!!
You should watch it and It should be a: "MUST SEE" becuase it's soooooooooooooooooo FUNNY AS HECK!!!

No Problem KRW!

Youre welcome, my friend!

Why Thank you KRW! This MAKES me the #1 Barney hater OUT THERE! You should SERIOUSLY play the game I made up! BEAT 600 POINTS!!!!!!! Wacth the barney show then get weapons to thorw @ the four dinosaurs during each epiosde!!!

Here's this REALLY funny anti-barney song XD!
It made my friends laugh out loud last year.

Barney Got Run Over by a Tractor
(sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"

Origin: Possibly Atlanta, Georgia

(first verse)

Barney got run over by a tractor,
Best of all it happened on TV!
All the little children are unhappy,
I am just beside myself with glee!


He was singing to the kiddies
"You Wuv Me and I Wuv You"
Now he is just a piece of roadkill
Some furry purple bits of dino-goo.

I don't think the children like me
But though I killed him, it's not wrong (clack)
We're saved from evil people
While there were stupid clause-marks on your back

*Chorus*

(second verse)

I never went to his ol' funeral
If I went, I'll shoot his grave
When I found out he was dead now
I found out his name was really Dave
My trial date is set for Tuesday
I won't get off so I've been told
10 million kiddies saw me do it
And the members of the jury are 2 years old
Chorus:

Oh' Barney got run over by a tractor
Best of all it happened on TV
All the little children are unhappy
I am just beside myself with glee

Barney is a dinosaur,
From idiotic imagination,
When he farts we all will die,
From his contamination!

Especially with a BBQ grill XD!

Does anyone have any matches & some charcoal lighter on them? Plus give me a specimen of Barney so we could burn it! It'll be like burning witches to death in Salem, except it'll be a LOT more fun to burn Barney XD.

C'mon folks, lets all join up and beat up barney next time you see him in person !

For an additional laugh, you could watch this video featuring this guy with his friend and his friend's lil' brother burn barney on a grill. Here's the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_zUCayNF-I

would you like your barney medium burnt or well burnt?
have fun !

P.S.

That video about throwing pens at barney you mentioned made both me and my brother laugh our asses off!

^_^ BlueMario, you made your best post on this page after I made mine. While other crapheads such as microman are'nt going to see us, we'll be more than glad to play your funny game.

They did have this thing on newgrounds like 2 years ago called Barney on drugs. It was funny but unfortinetly it got blammed because of too many people voting 0 so they took it off of NG. I wanna try to get to it by using the internet way back machine.

Speaking of thowing pens... I made an Anti-barney game we can ALL play! Called: Dinosaur Hunter!
Here the rules, Thorw soft objects and Hit barney, BJ, baby bop and the other dinosaur with soft objects on TV thing for Points!
DO NOT USE PENS OR PENICLS. If you just thorw it, you get 1 point.
Chrage for 3 sec and thorw @ a dino for 5 Points!
Chrage for between 5-8 sec and thorw it @ a dino get 10 Points!!!!!
Play the game when you watch barney on TV, when you see barney and other dinosaurs on a scene thorw ONLY soft items at barney on the TV screen. TOP WORLD RECORD is 600 Points!
Think you can take the challage? Try to beat 600 Points!

WARNING: If you thorw an object at a child, you LOSE points. Depending how hard you chrage or just thorw. Aim CAREFULLY and hit ONLY the dinosaurs.

Play it. It's FUN!

What's the page to the website blueluigi?
To "Elmo kills barney" home page audio link?
I have a funny Barney video that a kid thorws all of his Pens, highlighters and Pencils at him! It's on youtube.com . Here it is!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Uk16rlSpRNY

Enjoy it! It's funny! Ha! ha!!! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

I gave it four out of five happy faces for the funny anti-barney video!!!!!!!

I listened to that song, blueluigi! You also gotta see evil barney bus driver on newgrounds as well!

And that was the end of the song. It was soooooo funny you should listen to it!

The Barney's on Fire song was made by Weird "Al". And there is an audio clip that I listened to that is made by Weird "Al" called "Elmo Kills Barney" here's how it goes:

Barney is singing his "I love you" song

Barney: I love You! You Love Me!
We're a Happy....

Then you hear the sound of a machine gun

Voice: Shut the F*** up!

I also champion all who hate barney! BlueMario, you're da best of the barney-haters! Lets take the creator of this shit to a concentration camp!

I hate this show! here are the lyrics for barneys on fire:

happened one day in the studio,
dancing around in a docidoe!

the purple monstrousity was waving his arms,
we were falling victim to evil charms!

he brushed against a candle and he started to smoke!
we were all laughing at the dinosaur joke!

oh boy! barney's on fire!

it's what, we've always desired!

we'll watch, the flames get higher!

just don't try to put it out!

purple brue was flying ashes everywhere!
and all the kids just continued to stare!

the guy inside the suit,
he started to yell!

we probly shoulda helped him but what the hell!

he threw himself violently against a wall,
he fell to his knees and he tried to crawl away!

oh boy! barneys on fire!

this is our secret desire!

well help, the flame grow higher!

just dont you try to put it out!

take me down with you fellow! I love you, you love me

Ahhh! Ahhh! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAUUUGGGHH!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!

oh boy! barneys on fire!

this is what, weve always desired!

would you help us make the flames higher!

you better not try to put it out!

barney's no longer ignited!

were feeling so excited!

he's laying on a heap on the floor!

we had to poke him with a stick to make sure he was dead!

barney was my favorite show. i had a barney doll, and at night i used to wish he would come to life. i started hating barney after i had a nightmare that him and the counting guy with all the pockets on his jacket were trying to kill me. i remember they were chasing me up stairs and all these hands were choking me. and i was only 6!! even thinking about that nightmare now still gives me the chills.

sonicemerald is right. I used to watch Barney, but I had security. I wouldn't watch it now, but I give Barney some respect for my childhood.

basically what i want to say is..... blue mario and cold caller , i beat your record i watched 76 minutes of Barney's Great Adventure : The Movie... but if you think thats amazing then listen to this.. I can watch EVERY SINGLE episode but not straight because to do that i would havew to spend like weeks without sleep.. oh and does any of you 'barney-haters' ever think about your kids when they watch TV, they might like Barney, so you WILL have to watch it with them... o and BTW this show is a good show for the audiences it is aimed at... it is aimed at younger kids.. (maybe why they show it at 10am instead of 3pm) oh and BTW when you say that this shows makes kids stupid, does that mean that everyone who has watched this show is stupid... INCLUDING YOU!?!?!?!?

Ok, Here's what I meant to type oh MY file,
NOT BLUEPEACH'S FILE! (cause she was on her file on my computer until I forgot to log Bluepeach out)

To everyone that hates barney, Here's a FUN anti-song about Barney!


I hate you, you hate me,
Let us team up and KILL BARNEY,
With a GREAT BIG fire flower, Fire him in the chest,
Now we're happy cause barney's DEAD!!

Hope you all loved my anti-barney song!

(gasp) OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EEEKKK!!!! I DID NOT JUST GO ON BLUEPEACH"S FILE!!!!!!!!
I just went on bluepeach's file by accident!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG Bluepeach, I"M SOOO SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
please forgive me! i did not mean to do it!
I was suppsoed to go on bluemario! not bluepeach!
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I liked this show from when I was only 0 which when it came out in 1992 up until a month before I entered kindergarden which was August 1996. After 1996 I didn't watch this show unless I had to watch it with a younger kid. I hate all episodes of this show I hate the 1992 ones and I hate the 2000s ones as well they need to cancel this show it's been on for too long and it's been on especially too long for a crappy show like this.

I remembered the old school barney but not that well. The one I remembered the most is the one with Mother Goose (which I would rent the VHS of it sometimes) and I barly even remember it. But I did remember the old school Barney.

This is a very dumb show. And that dinosaur came from HECK!

I agree. The older early-mid '90s Barney was better than today's Barney. I used to watch it everyday and my dad would always sing the I Love You song. Trust me, you don't want to hear my dad sing. I think Barney is underestimated. Sure, I don't watch it now, but I did when I was younger.

At this camp there is this person who has the Barney clean up song on his iPod and he would play it whenever we would clean up.

THis is a pretty bad show. At least the old 1993 barney is better
then the new ones. This show is also better then the Teletubbies.
TV.com gave this a 3.8 bad
While they gave the teletubbies a 2.7 Tereible
check out www.tv.com to see thier ratings.

I was obsessed with this show when I was 3 and 4, but stopped watching it in Kindergarden when it wasn't cool anymore. Anyone else say "Tic-tac-toe, 3 in a row, Barney got shot by a G.I. Joe, he went to the docter and the docter said, Whomp Barney's dead!"?

Oh yeah BlueMario there's something really important that you really need to know. And make sure LavaDiddyKong, LavaDixieKong, Kameto and everyone else who posts on the DKC TV show. While sonicemerald was making an HTML link to soniconthe.net, the comment box got messed up therefore you cannot post another comment on there. So sonicemerald made a new site for us to post our DKC tv show topics and I'm here to spread the word.

http://donkeykongcountryrj.myfastforum.org/

That's where we gotta post now in order to talk about the DKC TV show.

broke the record again bluemario because i watched 2 full episodes of barney

I DID IT! I DID IT! I BROKE THE RECORD AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
I WATCHED ONE FULL EPIOSDE OF BARNEY WITHOUT SWITCHING THE CHANNEL, LEAVING THE ROOM, OR TURNING THE TV OFF. SO SORRY EVERYONE. YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT.

I broke your record today, cold caller
TOP RECORD IS NOW 16 MINTUES, SO TRY TO BEAT THAT OR MAYBE I WATCHED ONE FULL EPIOSDE, OR NOT.
I only like the 1991-1994 Barney epiosdes only......
I DIDN"T LIKE That many new barneys, and I really do NOT watch the new ones.
It is great to see some old school barney.

ah.. Thank you cold caller! You broke Barney's Hypnoesis power!

anyway i liked barney intil i got nightmares of him.



and i still cant get him out of my head but im not hipnotized.im a guy ho kikes barneys but


last time i murdered barney in universal studios but he had a brother

ill help you ( breaks the tv ).




anyway i broke the record because i watched it for 10 minutes bluemario. bluemario beat that

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I'm benig hypnotising by This Purple Freak!!!! Help Me! Can't break his Hypnoneisis...... Someone HELP ME!!!!!! SAVE ME!!! ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MZ_VALENTINO_4: What was favorite OLD SCHOOL barney epiosde?
Mine is the Exersice Circus! (I had it on VHS)
This goes for everyone too!

Ok. I really gotta stop posting here and making fun of this show. Because I can hate this purple freak, All I want! (I think this is my last comment on this Stupid TV topic.)

P.S. I'm wanana dare one of you users, to see how long you can watch 1 full epiosde of Barney without Changing the channel, Shut your TV off, or Leaving the room.
Top Record is 3 Mintues! Do you think you can beat that?
If you can, Go for it! SO TRY TO BEAT 3 MINTUES!

The Eariler barney epiosdes were good from 1991, But... Then the 2000 epiosdes came, and now the much more newer ones came and now, they stink.

oh shit that dinosaur scares me!

Also Barney is a dumb show that seems to raise kids more than their parents. I bet that the parents that are just too lazy to raise their kids would plop their kids in front of their TV and instantly start raising their kids.

Gee BlueMario, no offence but you really have been taking up the reviews here. What I think about Barney is that he is trying to take over the world. Yeah that's right I looked at his plans. What he is trying to do is that he is trying to hypnotise all the people in the world into dancing like little idiots. You know what I think I should do to Barney *takes out a shotgun and a Starman*.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG all we need is to put Teletubbies ON Retrojunk, If it WORKS, we can make fun of that show too!

P.S. Congrats the worst show hit in the whole wide world
right next to: Caillou, Dora the Explorer, Teletubbies,
Blue's Clues, Little Robots, Boohbah, and Lazy Town!!

Parnets! If you have a very young kid, Don't let him or her watch those shows! They're stupid Idiotic, and Awful!

BlueMario, I don't think you stink, I'm just tired of your repetitions. I'm sure people have seen at least 3 of your comments already. If you want to keep posting comments on how much you hate this show, create a forum about this topic.

Alright, I used to like this when I was little. But not anymore. However, in respect for my past, I don't hate this show. I consider this show an element of my childhood. I don't like this show today, but I liked it back then. In other words, I like this show in a nostalgic memory manner.

Oh yeah, I forgot, I'm AUtstic.

I know nobody would watch this junk.

P.S.: Mircoman, I'm very Upset about you when you said: BlueMario, give up, your not getting anywhere with your comments. You can hate barney all you want, but you don't have to tell us for the fourth time! I nearly cried when you said that. If I were you, I would say sorry. Now you know, THAT I STINK!!!!

Antother thing is why is this crap still on they should of canceled this piece of s*it back in 1997 not leave it on and this is one reason why kids fail school.

Ok I admit I liked it when I was 2 but now I realize it's nothing but pathetic garbage. When my little brother was born which was 1995 I had to watch it with him until about 1997 which he outgrew it as well thank god now I don't have to worry about this show anymore. I hate it what kind of idiotic teenager would wanna watch this garbage.

The only cool Epiosde about this Bad show is the Exercise Circus. THat one was my Favorite epiosde of all time. I used to have that epiosde on video. It came with 2 videos in 1. The firest one was Exersice Circus and Parade of numbers That was my Favorite Barney video.

BlueMario, give up, your not getting anywhere with your comments. You can hate barney all you want, but you don't have to tell us for the fourth time! I kind of liked sesame street more than barney, maybe because the back-yard gang videos had a different (scary)looking barney that gave me nightmares as a child.

Yes I remember watching this show! I also remembered Stella the Storyteller in later seasons!

This show takes the dang Cake!!!
If you ever watch this show, YOU BECOME AN IDIOT!!!
Right guys!??!?!

Oh How I hate this show!
This is why I have to aviod this show on PBS kids
weekdays after school. >_

I cant bekieve I used to like this show. I watched until I entered 1st grade (which was 1993, ha) And I still cant believe its on. I remember back in elementarty school the kids used to sing '1 2 3 in a row. Barney got shot by a GI Joe. We took him to the doctor and the doctor said 'whoop there is is, barney's dead."

Oh my God... If you ever watch this stupid show,
YOU become an Idiot, or maybe more than an idiot.
This show stinks up butt now. But... YES!!!!!
It's gonna be cancelled in 2008! Woo-hoo!!!!!

LET"S KILL BARNEY!!!!!
This was Really the worse show of all time when I grew up.
I kinda liked it when I was 2 years old.
I didn't know Gummy Rabbit showed us the scariest Image Of barney. (I'm sooo not gonna see his picture. Because If I do, I'm not gonna be able to sleep for months.)


P.S. LavaDiddykong, Now You're Talking!

THE worst kids show mascot of all time! It's obvious that everyone has wanted to kill Barney at one point or another! And people consider Jar-Jar Binks to be annoying?! Barney is 100x WORSE! But THIS is funny:

http://www.ka-bong.com/content/video/barney11.mov

hell no I never watched this asinine crap! Teletubbies made more sense than this!