thebeatgoeson Posted 7 years 5 months ago
    "There's got to be somebody that needs killin." - Payne
    "Sorry Major, you've killed them all." - Commanding Officer

    "Give up Senor, you cannot kill us all." - Enemy
    Payne unholsters his pistol. "Nope, but I can clean your colon faster than a bean burrito with extra guacamole sauce!"
    Mrs_Retro Posted 8 years 30 days ago
    omg this is so funnyXD
    Rapasaurus Posted 8 years 8 months ago
    Great Movie, Damon Wayans perfected the role of Major Payne !! ...Still watch it and laugh super hard everytime LOL !!
    Tony2Tone Posted 9 years 5 months ago
    This movie is sooo funny
    spyder88 Posted 9 years 6 months ago
    i still find some of the things on this movie funny
    FotchKloonis Posted 9 years 6 months ago
    "You ever here the story about the little engine that could?"
    thewiseeffin1 Posted 9 years 6 months ago
    Some of the funniest one liners of all time a greatly under estimated flick
    Deleted Posted 10 years 9 months ago
    HAHA this movie rocks! i would watch it everyday the part that makes my finger hurt is when payne snaps the guys finger OUCH!!!!! i like the choo choo train story lol
    videos4ever Posted 10 years 10 months ago
    Just bought it on DVD from Matalan for £3! Is it any good?
    JamesAnthonyGreen Posted 11 years 1 month ago
    I greatly enjoy watching this movie every time it airs on television. The movie is hilarious.
    DMoney89 Posted 11 years 7 months ago
    hands26 Posted 12 years 5 days ago
    i must agree...classic
    The Walkin Memorial Posted 12 years 7 months ago
    Great movie i still watch when it comes on tv
    The_D Posted 13 years 3 days ago
    batdude Posted 13 years 3 months ago
    as the great payne said " ill stick my foot so far up you but that the sweat on my knee will quench your thirst"