"There's got to be somebody that needs killin." - Payne
"Sorry Major, you've killed them all." - Commanding Officer

"Give up Senor, you cannot kill us all." - Enemy
Payne unholsters his pistol. "Nope, but I can clean your colon faster than a bean burrito with extra guacamole sauce!"

omg this is so funnyXD

Great Movie, Damon Wayans perfected the role of Major Payne !! ...Still watch it and laugh super hard everytime LOL !!

This movie is sooo funny

i still find some of the things on this movie funny

"You ever here the story about the little engine that could?"
HEH HEH HEH!

Some of the funniest one liners of all time a greatly under estimated flick

HAHA this movie rocks! i would watch it everyday the part that makes my finger hurt is when payne snaps the guys finger OUCH!!!!! i like the choo choo train story lol

Just bought it on DVD from Matalan for £3! Is it any good?

I greatly enjoy watching this movie every time it airs on television. The movie is hilarious.

HEH
HEH
HEEEEEEEEEH!!!!

i must agree...classic

Great movie i still watch when it comes on tv

classic

as the great payne said " ill stick my foot so far up you but that the sweat on my knee will quench your thirst"