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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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Posted 5 years 28 days ago
Great movie man.....
Posted 5 years 9 months ago
AWESOME HIS FIRST TRULY GREAT COMEDY. 2ND ONE WAS GREAT TOO........BEST PART IS WHEN HE REWINDS HIMSELF
Posted 6 years 4 months ago
Ace Ventura was the first movie I actually bought as a kid. Loved it so much, let's also note the guest-appearance of Cannibal Corpse at the end of the film.
Posted 6 years 8 months ago
wholey carp shit you guys posted in 3008
Posted 7 years 4 months ago
recently cartoon network aired an ace ventura sequel called \"ace ventura jr.\", and appearently ace is dead, and his son ace jr. is the star. it takes more of a kid-friendly turn in this one.....which kinda sucks.
Posted 8 years 2 months ago
Once again, I greatly enjoy watching this movie. My favorite quotes are:
Ace: Excuse me, I would like to a** you a question.
Emilio: Get out of here Ace. If Einhorn catches me talking to you or your a**, I\'ll get in trouble.
Ace: What\'s the matter E? Afraid I might make a stink?
Ace: I\'ll give you a call someday. Is your number still 9-1-1? Alrighty then.
Iguado: Uh oh, homicide Ventura. How are you going to solve that one?
Ace: First, I\'ll establish a motive. The killer saw the size of the bug\'s dick and became insanely jealous. Then I would lose 30 pounds PORKIN\' his wife.
Ace: That\'s why Roger Podacter is dead. He found Captain WInkie!!!!
Ace (screaming while opening and closing the balcony door): AAAAHHHH!!!! AAAAHHH!!! AAAAHHHH!!!! AAAHHHH!!! AAAHHHH!!!! This is double-paned soundproof glass. There is NO WAY that neighbor could\'ve heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with this door closed. The scream she heard came from inside the room before he was tossed from the balcony. The murderer closed the door behind him before he left. Can you feel that, buddy? Huh, huh, huh? I have exorcized the demon. This house is clear. Loser.
Lois Einhorn: GET HIM OUT OF HERE!!!!
Ace: Loser, loser, loo and ser.
Ace: Like a glove.
Posted 8 years 10 months ago
Like a Glove...
Posted 8 years 11 months ago
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Posted 9 years 18 days ago
I just watched this movie the other day at my friends house. So funny!
Posted 9 years 1 month ago
My favorite part is where he points at the picture from far away with all the football players and says \'Who is that? Who the hell is that?\' Like who can tell and see that? hahaha
Posted 9 years 8 days ago
I greatly enjoy watching this movie ever since it premiered on cable back in 1995. This movie is hilarious.
Posted 9 years 2 months ago
This movie owns indeed, ashestamour! It was one of a few that my brothers and I saw at a \'Discount\' theater. Oh,...those were the days.
Posted 9 years 3 months ago
The first time I saw this movie was the same day as when OJ Simpson was trying to out run the cops in the white Bronco lol.
Posted 9 years 3 months ago
I love this movie and the sequel, such a shame this is one of those good Jim Carey movies that spawns some kind of really lame PG rated sequel/prequel without him. We\'ve seen it with The Mask (son of was just an utter horrid crap fest), Dumb and Dumber (the prequel wasnt as bad as it could have, but nowhere near as good) and now we are getting an Ace Ventura 3 without carey that looks to be another \"son of\" movie. UHG.
Posted 9 years 4 months ago
This was Jim Carrey at his finest. Courtney Cox was hot too in her pre-Friends role.
My cousin borrowed my VHS copy of this movie back in 1994 and never returned it. Thankfully, I now have it on DVD.
Posted 9 years 7 months ago
hahaha, this movie owns. I\'ve seen it like a million times, yet I still laugh so hard at it! So hilarious.
Posted 9 years 8 months ago
I LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH,jim carrey is 1 of the funniest guys ever
Posted 10 years 28 days ago
Great Movie. LACES OUT! LACES OUT! LACES OUT! LACES OUT!
Posted 9 years 9 months ago
I hope Dan Marino dies of ghoreria and rots in hell lmfao!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 10 years 7 months ago
This movie is hilarious, if not downright silly. I still get a kick out of it even though I know most of the lines by heart.
Posted 10 years 8 months ago
This movie is funny.
Posted 10 years 11 months ago
\"I would like to @ss you a question!\"
Posted 11 years 12 days ago
haha this movie was too silly!!
Posted 11 years 2 months ago
ricochet, thats my fav quote too!!
Posted 11 years 3 months ago
This is such a great film! My favourite quote would have to be
\"I\'m looking for Ray Finkle\"
-woman points gun at him-
\"And a clean pair of shorts\"
Posted 11 years 3 months ago
Jim Carrey\'s best. The Ace Ventura movies are just pure genius!
Posted 11 years 4 months ago
Writing credits (WGA)
Jack Bernstein (story)
Jack Bernstein (screenplay) and
Tom Shadyac (screenplay) &
Jim Carrey (screenplay)
Cast (in credits order) verified as complete
Jim Carrey .... Ace Ventura
Courteney Cox .... Melissa Robinson
Sean Young .... Lt. Lois Einhorn
Tone Loc .... Emilio
Dan Marino .... Himself
Noble Willingham .... Riddle
Troy Evans .... Roger Podacter
Raynor Scheine .... Woodstock
Udo Kier .... Ron Camp
Frank Adonis .... Vinnie
Tiny Ron .... Roc
David Margulies .... Doctor
John Capodice .... Aguado
Judy Clayton .... Martha Mertz
Bill Zuckert .... Mr. Finkle
Alice Drummond .... Mrs. Finkle
Rebecca Ferratti .... Sexy Woman
Mark Margolis .... Mr. Shickadance
Antoni Corone .... Reporter #1
Margo Peace .... Reporter #2
Randall \'Tex\' Cobb .... Dog owner
Henry Landivar .... Burnout
Florence Mistrot .... Neighbor
Robert Ferrell .... Carlson
Will Knickerbocker .... Manager
Gary Munch .... Director
Terry Miller .... Assistant Director
John Archie .... Reporter #3
Cristina Karman .... Reporter #4
Tom Wahl .... Reporter #5
Herbert Goldstein .... Crazy Guy
Chaz Mena .... Another Cop
Manuel L. Garc
Posted 11 years 5 months ago
I LOVE THIS MOVIE! I\'ve seen both of em about a million katrillon times.
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