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"[Prologue for DVD] A long time ago, on a continent far, far away... an evil emperor is set on destroying all that is good.
All hope was lost.
Then... there was a blinding light, and stepped forth the chosen ones - the ones that would restore peace - the greatest heroes of all time..."
Michelangelo:
"[cut to him, doing hula-dancing at the Turtles' hideout in the sewers of NYC]"
Mitsu:
"So! You the one who invade my home! Now, you must pay!"
Raph:
"No, no. You don't understand I was simply coming to ask for your help!"
Mitsu:
"Liars die without honor! And since you ARE one, you must die!"
Raph:
"Why do I get the feeling she's very ticked off?"
Splinter:
"Something deeply troubles you, my son."
Michelangelo:
"Growing up. I don't think I'll ever laugh again."
Raphael:
"I don't kiss on the first date, lady."
Leonardo:
"Raph, give it a rest will ya?"
Donatello:
"Uh, o-hi-o, wasabi."
Raphael:
"Hello mustard?"
Donatello:
"OK, so my Japanese is a little rusty."
Mikey:
"God, my legs hurt. My arms hurt. My spots hurt. Even my bandana hurts."
Raphael:
"Hey, Kid, you gotta control that temper. Did I say that?"
Donatello:
"Wow. Bungee jumping without a bungee; That could be dangerous."
Michaelangelo:
"Oh, he who dings the shell must *pay.*"
Raphael:
"Ahh, nature. I *love* it. Makes me want to, I don't know, migrate or something."
Donatello:
"Turtles don't migrate, Raph. Birds do!"
Raphael:
"Hey I got a beak, don't I?"
Leo:
"Hey, where's Mikey?"
Donnie:
"Last time I saw him, he was doing this: AhAhAhAhAhhhh!"
Raph:
"Jeez, what else could happen?"
Raph:
"Did you hear what he called me, Leo?"
Leo:
"Yeah, an ugly lump of dung."
Raph:
""That was an insult, Leo!"
Don:
"Not necessarily, Raph. Did you know that in some countries, dung is used as a fueling source?"
Walker:
"What kind of demons are you?"
Leo:
"We're turtles, friend!"
Donnie:
"Of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Variety, sleezball!"
Donatello:
"Help! I'm a turtle, and I can't get up!"
Splinter:
"Yo, Dude! Just like Elvis in Hawaii!"
Leonardo:
"Do you think they had pizza back then?"
Raph:
"It's Wet Willy Time!"
Leo:
"I think I swallowed a frog. I hope it wasn't an ancestor."