Haruhi:
"Stop imagining werid stuff! That's why you keep getting called a pervert!"
hikaru and kaoru:
"We're the keepers of fun and joy!"
Haruhi:
"Senpai can you not increase the amount of trash here?"
Tamki:
"Its not trash. Its a home for a hamser"
Haruhi:
"Senpai you don't have a hamster"
Tamki:
"Im not your senpai, im juts someone you know"
Haruhi:
"Aren't we your friends?"
tamki:
"Its c-cute! super cute!"
Tamki:
"Thats cheap! Thats cheap! Thats cheap! Thats cheap..."
haurhi:
"You two are different even though you look the same"
Tamki:
"work like a dog!"
Tamki:
"Kyouya! you call the hair designer!"
Tamki:
"Mori-senpai, get some contacts from the nurse!"
hunny:
"tama-chan! what about me?!"
Tamki:
"hunny- senpai you..."
Hunny:
"Yeah?! Yeah?!"
Tamki:
"Eat cake!"
Hunny:
"You know? He said everyone else is busy doing something."
Let see your hikaru (points to kaoru):
"Woman."
Your wrong old lady:
"Hikaru and kaoru"
Tamaki:
"Forget this pool! We'll go this way! (They see crocodiles)"
Hikaru & Kaoru:
"They're over here, too!"
Haruhi:
"And here! Why are there crocodiles?"
Kyouya:
"That pool over there is one for tropical animals, but I guess breeding crocodiles was dangerous after all"
Shirou:
"Y-You're the king here? You're not?"
Tamaki:
"Come forward, little lost one. What did you call me now?"
Shirou:
"King."
Tamaki:
"(Ecstatic) Ohh, king! That's right, I'm the host club king!"
Haruhi:
"Mori, you seem to be very close to Honey. Are you two childhood friends?"
Hikaru:
"Those two..."
Kaoru:
"Are cousins."
Haruhi:
"(Shocked) You're relatives?"
Hikaru:
"Listen, just the fact that we're both handsome types and homo scores a lot of points. And while our act that swings between friendship and homo is favorable enough..."
Kaoru:
"In our case we just use the higgest taboo of us being twins as our biggest weapon."
Haruhi:
"Are those tears fake too?"
Tamaki:
"What are you talking about? My tears are always true and authentic. A true host can always shed a tear without resorting to eyedrops. (He sheds a tear) What do you think? Impressed? Fell for me once again?"
Haruhi:
"Not really."
Tamaki:
"This anime is a school love comedy to begin with. Haruhi and I are the main characters of this love comedy."
Hikaru and Kaoru:
"And what are we?"
Tamaki:
"Obviously,, you two are homo side characters"
Tamaki:
"What's wrong? You have a gloomy face."
Haruhi:
"Because it's like, everyone's looking at me. Haruhi is troubled..."
Tamaki:
"(Holds her closely) They're looking at you because you're cute. Don't worry. I will protect you."
Haruhi:
"If you do that, Tamaki. Then thats all Haruhi asks for. Haruhi's going love-love over you, Tamaki!"
Tamaki:
"Mom! Haruhi's using foul language!"
Kaoru:
"Mom being...?"
Kyoya:
"Position-wise...probably me"
Tamaki:
"I've prepared your costume too, Haruhi! And... It's a paired set with mine!"
Haruhi:
"No thank you."