Ted
Release: July 13, 2012

Ted (stylized as ted) is a 2012 American fantasy comedy film directed, co-produced, co-written by Seth MacFarlane, and starring MacFarlane alongside Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis in leading roles. The supporting cast includes Joel McHale and Giovanni Ribisi. The film is the feature-length directorial debut of MacFarlane, produced by Media Rights Capital and distributed by Universal Pictures. It was released on June 29, 2012, to critical and commercial success, becoming the 12th highest-grossing film of the year, the highest-grossing R-rated film of the year, and the highest-grossing original R-rated comedy of all time. The film also received an Academy Award nomination for Best Original Song. On Jimmy Kimmel Live!, it was announced that there are plans for a sequel. The film tells the story of John Bennett, a Boston native whose childhood wish brings his teddy bear friend Ted to life. However, in adulthood, Ted prevents John and his love interest Lori Collins from moving on with their lives.

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Quotes
Ted: "why're you crying?"
John: "my dick is squished by the TV!"
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Donnie: "you're mine, ted!"
Ted: "screw you, pal! i belong to john bennet!"
Donnie: "but i can give you love, and rocking horses, and dancing!"
Ted: "i think we're very far apart on this!"
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Sam Jones: "we are gonna party like the 80s"
Ted: "show us how, flash"
Sam Jones: "easy we just gotta nail a lot of girls named stephanie"
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Store Manager: "so you think you got what it takes?"
Ted: "i'll tell you what i got your wifes pussy on my breath"
Store Manager: "nobodys ever talked to me like that before"
Ted: "thats because everyones mouth is usually full of your wifes box"
Store Manager: "...you're hired"
Ted: "shit"
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Lori: "[about to pick up the s**t on the floor] oh god!"
John: "oh what?!"
Lori: "oh, this is so gross!"
John: "don't tell me! i don't want to hear about it! did you get it?!"
Lori: "NO, I DIDN'T GET IT!"
John: "let me know when you get it!"
Lori: "OH MY GOD! I GOT SOME ON MY THUMB!"
John: "NO! YOU CAN NEVER COOK WITH THAT HAND AGAIN! YOU GOTTA LEARN TO COOK LEFT-HANDED!"
Lori: "[running off] OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING EVER!"
John: "NO! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!"
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