The Last House On The Left
Release: January 01, 1972

THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT is the explicitly brutal thriller which set the standards against which today's films are still judged. Directed by horror master Wes Craven (A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, FRIDAY THE 13th), THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT is a chilling drama of kidnap, torture and revenge that has shocked a generation of audiences - and is definitely not intended for young eyes. The tale begins when two young girls go on a careless hunt to buy some marijuana - and end up as captives of four maniacal prison escapees. The girls are subject to obscene brutality...tortured, and left in the woods to die. After the criminals escape through the woods, they end up at an isolated house, where they are befriended by the owners. The homeowners are waiting for their daughter to return for her 'Sweet Sixteen' party...and it's only a matter of time before the truth is found, and the girl's raging parents have their chance for vengeance of their daughter's tormentors.

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Fred "Weasel" Podowski: "How'd we get into the sex crime business anyway? My brother, Saul, a plumber, makes twice as much money as I do and gets three weeks vacation too."
Fred "Weasel" Podowski: "Hey! You Guys Ain't Cows Is Ya? Little Cows Looking For Some Grass...Come On Let Me Here You Moo! MOO!"
Sadie: "You Male Shovinist Dog!"
Weasel: "Pig, Sadie."
Sadie: "What?"
Weasel: "You Male Shovinist Pig."
Sadie: "Ok, You Male Shovinist Pig!"
Fred "Weasel" Podowski: "I wonder what the meanest, foulest, rottenest, woodsiest sex crime ever was? Hey, Krug, what do you think the sex crime of the century was?"
Sheriff: "How'd you like me to put my boot up your ass... sideways?"
Mari: "The leaves are really beautiful."
Phyllis Stone: "Yup, their really starting to change, I guess winters comin' on!"
Mari: "Yup, Hey! I changed this winter!"
Phyllis Stone: "What do you mean you changed?"
Mari: "I mean my breast filled out! [Phyllis laughs]"
Mari: "I mean they were nothing last summer!"
Phyllis Stone: "I didn't know you last summer!"
Mari: "Well, they have!"
Phyllis Stone: "Well, congratulations!"
Fred "Weasel" Podowski: "How'd we get into the sex crime business anyway? My brother, Saul, a plumber, makes twice as much money as I do and gets three weeks vacation too."
Krug Stillo: "Why don't you lay back and enjoy being inferior?"
Krug Stillo: "You must think we're stupid right? No, we're not stupid. We might be horny old pigs, but, we ain't stupid."
Krug Stillo: "Listen to daddy. I want you to take the gun, and I want you to put it in your mouth, and I want you to turn around and blow your brains out. Blow your brains out, BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!"
Mari: "Junior, do you have a girlfriend?"
Junior Stillo: "Oh yeah, I got lots of girlfriends just waiting to get me!"
Mari: "I don't think you do."
Junior Stillo: "Well you're right."
Krug Stillo: "Piss your pants!"
Phyllis Stone: "What?"
Krug Stillo: "I said "Piss your pants"!"
Phyllis Stone: "You sick mother!"
Fred "Weasel" Podowski: "How's your back, baby?"
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