Dorthy:
"Come on now, ease on down, ease on down the road!"
Scarecrow:
"King of the jungle!"
Tin Man:
"King of the cowards."
Cowardly Lion:
"Don't give up the shoes, Dorothy!"
Aunt Em:
"Girl, you know are 24 years old and you've never been south of 125th Street."
Scarecrow:
"Where the little boys at?"
Tin Man:
"And I will miss you everyday. Even if I had to go back to that junk pile, even as Teenie's seat cushion, I wouldn't mind, because I have known real love."
Dorothy:
"Oh, don't rust yourself."
Scarecrow:
"'Success, fame & fortune, they're all are illusions. All there is that is real is the friendship that two can share'."
Dorothy:
"That's beautiful, who said that?"
Scarecrow:
"I did."
Cowardly Lion:
"Oh, I should've stayed back at the library...
-Cowardly Lion"
Evilene:
"Suffering is food for the soul, right? Then suffer!!
-Evilene"
Evilene and Winkie:
"All lunch hours are cancelled!" "Please oh beautiful one! We haven't had a lunch hour in six months!
-Evilene and Winkie"
Dorothy:
"Come with us to the Emerald City."
Lion:
"I'd love to, but I can't."
Dorothy:
"But why?"
Lion:
"Because I'm scared!"
Aunt Em:
"You get me so worked up I'm beginning to sound like a Jewish mother.
-Aunt Em"
Lion:
"How DARE you touch the personage of a king? You tacky package of horse fodder! Be gone, you over excited slot machine!"
Lion:
"It's no wonder they threw me out of the jungle, I.O.B.K!"
Scarecrow:
"I.O.B.K.?"
Lion:
"Incapable of Being King."
TinMan:
"OH TEENIE!!! OH TEENIE!!
-TinMan"
Dorothy and TinMan:
"But everyone has a heart. Alas, everyone except yours truly.
-Dorothy and TinMan"
Tin Man:
"The genius who created me only took care of my dashing good looks, razor sharp wit and irresistible attraction to the wrong women. What he forgot.. was a heart."
Scarecrow:
"This is just an experiment. (Dorothy tries to help him off the pole, but he falls down) The results of the first experiment: Subject is a hopeless failure.
-Scarecrow"
Crow:
"What is goin' down in that hayloft you call a head?
-Crow"
Miss One:
"Count your blessings, cut your losses and follow the yellow brick road.
-Miss One"