Zack:
"I like school. It's just too bad classes get in the way
-Zack"
Screech:
"A building with two Beldings and one of whom is balding
-Screech"
Jessie:
"There's no Time! There's never any time! There's no time to study...
-Jessie"
Zach:
"we all put our pants on one leg at a time
-Zach"
Mr.Belding:
"Hey Hey Hey, What is going on here!??!"
Jessie (Hooked On Speed):
"I'm So Excited, I'm so excited, I'm so......Scared"
Zack:
"How does it feel to be the most hated man in school?"
Coach Sonski:
"I don't care. I have pets who like me."
Jessie:
"They are probably pigs."
Slater:
"I was just helping out a fellow teammate."
Jessie:
"When was the last time you held Rodreguez like that?"
Slater:
"Why would I want a girl like Kristy when I can have a nutcase like you?"
Jessie:
"Don't flatter yourself. (As Slater leaves) Men."
Slater:
"Chicks."
Screech:
"Why Lisa? Why did you have to steal my dream? I hate you!" *rips off Zack's shirt*"
Lisa:
"Here's something I learned in French class - Au revoir, creep!"
Zack in No Hope With Dope:
"In one word, would I do dope? Nope."
Jessie in Date Auction:
"If any one of you sweeties dares bid on my Slater, I'm gonna hunt you down in the streets like a rabid dog!"
Slater:
""All right, concentrate Slater, CONCENTRATE! How can I concentrate? I'm starving! I only had four Twinkies and a box of Ding-Dongs for breakfast!""
Kelly:
"This is the worst day of my life. I'm almost hit by a school bus walking to class, I had to run stadiums during gym class and now I have to take this SAT test. Stay calm, Kelly. Stay calm."
Jessie in Pipe Dreams:
"Quiet, little weird man!"
Screech in Fake I.D.'s:
"Men are such fools! I hope I never become one!"
Zack in Student Teacher Week:
"Why be a teacher when you can be a principal? It's the easiest job around, you don't do anything, ask Belding."
Screech in The Fabulous Belding Boys:
"Two Belding's in one building, one of whom is balding!"
Jessie in Jessie's Song:
"I'M SO EXCITED! I'M SO EXCITED! I'm so scared."
Slater in Rent-A-Pop:
"I could charge lonely girls to watch me flex my muscles."
Screech in No Hope With Dope:
"Wow, my first Hollywood party. I wonder if the Simpsons are gonna be there."
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