Wreck-Gar:
"Yes friends, act now, destroy Unicron. Kill the Grand Poobah. Eliminate even the toughest stain."
Grimlock:
"Tell Grimlock about petro-rabbits again."
Kup:
"I'll give you petro-rabbits."
Astrotrain:
"Jettison the weight or I'll never make it to Cybertron."
Starscream:
"Fellow Decepticons, Astrotrain has requested that we lighten our burden."
Ultra Magnus:
"(straining) Open, dammit, open. Prime you said the matrix would light our darkest hour."
Starscream:
"Who disrupts my coronation?"
Galvatron:
""Coronation", Starscream? This is bad comedy."
Starscream:
"Megatron? Is that you?"
Galvatron:
"Here's a hint!
(Galvatron transforms and shoots Starscream. Starscream crackles and falls to dust)"
Galvatron:
"Will anyone else attempt to fill his shoes?"
Rumble:
"What did he say his name was?"
Galvatron:
"Galvatron!"
Swoop:
"Me Swoop no see nothing."
Grimlock:
"Me Grimlock positive Hot Rod and Kup close."
Slag:
"Me Slag say you full of beryllium baloney!"
Grimlock:
"Me Grimlock say you full of cesium salami."
Slag:
"Beryllium baloney!"
Devastator:
"Prepare for extermination!"
Devastator:
"Prepare for extermination!"
Optimus Prime:
"Ironhide, report to me at once."
Ironhide:
"Every time I look into a monitor Prime, my circuts sizzle. When are we going to start busting Deceptichops?"
Optimus Prime:
"I want you to make a special run to Autobot City on earth."
Ironhide:
"But Prime."
Optimus Prime:
"Listen Ironhide... We don't have enough energon cubes to power a full-scale assault."
Kup:
"Of all the circuit glitched, diode blown dimwittery. You left a piece out."
Hot Rod:
"No way. You're just a little stiff."
Kup:
"Anyway all things considered you did an amazing job lad. Amazing."
Hot Rod:
"Really?"
Kup:
"Yeah. You even got rid of a nasty burr in my rotator. Now let's find the Dinobots and get off of this twisted planet."
Optimus Prime:
"Dinobots, destroy Devastator!"
Grimlock:
"Me, Grimlock, love challenge!"
Grimlock:
"Me Grimlock no kisser, Me Grimlock king."
Starscream:
"(Megatron has been gravely injured in his fight with Optimus Prime) How do you feel, mighty Megatron?(kicks Megatron)"
Blitzwing:
"Come on down Autobrat!"
Ironhide:
"Hey, Prowl! You notice how often Prime has to drain the lizard nowadays?"
Prowl:
"Yea! He must be French, cuz he's-a-peein'! Ha ha ha!"
Ironhide:
"Uhh, I think that's "*You're* a-peein'""
Prowl:
"He he he... but... I'm not."
Ironhide:
"Ugh, such a Retardicon."
Rodimus Prime:
"Now light our darkest hour."
Hot Rod:
"Optimus forgive me!"
Optimus Prime:
"Arise.......Rodimus Prime!"
Rodimus Prime:
"Opitimus?!"
Spike:
"Oh Shit what are we gonna do now!?"