Mike:
"[in the booth] Well, I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I spotted several big mistakes."
Mr. Waternoose:
"[stammers] But how did...?"
Mike:
"You know what: Let's watch my favorite part again. [rewinds to the point] Shall we? [Waternoose's truth is shown on multiple cameras.]"
CDA Agent:
"[the two agents grabs Waternoose on his arms] Alright, come with us, sir."
Waternoose:
"What are you doing? Take your hands off me; You can't arrest me. I hope you're happy, Sullivan. You destroyed this company; Monsters, Incorporated is dead! Where will everyone get their scream now? The energy crisis will only get worse, because of you! [Two agents close the double-doors]"
Mr. Waternoose:
"[he closes the door in the simulation room with Boo in bed] This has gone far enough, James."
Sullivan:
"She's home now; Just, leave her alone."
Waternoose:
"I can't do that. She's seen too much. You both have."
Sullivan:
"It doesn't have to be this way."
Waternoose:
"I have no choice. Times have changed; Scaring isn't enough anymore."
Sullivan:
"...but kidnapping children?"
Waternoose:
"I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die, and I'll silence anyone who gets in my way!"
Sullivan:
"[Waternoose slaps him as he approaches...] No!"
Waternoose:
"[...to an animatronic boy; stammers] What is this? [he had his "Simulation terminated." by Mike]"
Rex:
"[From "Toy Story"; in the "fake" outtakes, in the alternate credits] Am I scary? Did I get the part?"
Mike:
"You're the boss! You're the boss! You're the big, hairy boss!"
Randall:
"Shh shh shh shh! You hear that? It's the winds of change."
Mike:
"(imitates mockingly about what Randall says about the winds of change) Oh what a creep! One of these days I am really... going to let you teach that guy a lesson."
Mike:
"C'mon, fight that plaque! Fight that plaque! Scary monsters don't have plaque!"
Yeti:
"Welcome to the Himalayas! Snow cone?"
Charlie:
"23-19! We have a 23-19!"
Sullivan:
"Hey Ted, good morning!"
Ted:
"(clucks)
[The street signs changes to "STALK", and Ted starts stalking before Sullivan & Mike]"
Sullivan:
"See that, Mikey? Even Ted's walking to work."
Mike:
"Big deal. Guy takes five steps and he's there!"
Roz:
"This office is now closed! (slams window shut on Mike's fingers)"
Mike:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Mike:
"We're banished, genius! We're in the human world!"
Sulley:
"Oh, so that's puce."
Roz:
"I'm watching you! Always watching!"
Mike:
"What can I say, the camera loves me!"
Mike:
"Oh schmutzi poo!"
Ceilia:
"Googly bear!"
Mike:
"We're just rehearsing a scene from our company's latest play. It's called "Put That Thing Back Where It Came From or So Help Me". It's a musical."