Jingle All the Way Quotes
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      Liz:
      damn you, howard
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        Howard: "Jaime, dis is really cool"
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          "Who told you you could eat my cookies?!"-Howard
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            "You're my number 1 customer."
            -Howard
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              Howard: "You guys are nothing but a bunch of sleazy con men in red suits."
              Mall Santa: "What did you call us?"
              Howard: "You heard me right. Con men. Thieves. Degenerates. Low-lifes. Thugs. Criminals!"
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                Mall Santa: "Hey, pal, you want a Turbo Man for Christmas?"
                Howard: "Forget it, I'm not gonna sit on your lap."
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                  Santa at the Door: Password.
                  Mall Santa: Jingle Bells, Batman smells.
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                    Turbo Man:
                    You can always count on me!
                    -Turbo Man
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                      Tony the Elf:
                      It's the Grinch! Scatter!
                      -Tony the Elf
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                        Myron Larabee:
                        Get outta my way, box!
                        -Myron Larabee
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                          Myron Larabee:
                          Ta-ta, Turtle Man!
                          -Myron Larabee
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                            Howard:
                            Put that cookie down. NOW!
                            -Howard
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                              Turbo Man:
                              Turbo Man: It's turbo time!
                              -Turbo Man