Hoax: Once you've been to hell, everything else pales in comparison!
Pet Parrot: [After possessed Hoax slashes and kills his mother and blood splatters onto the sofa]
Hoax: [Possessed Hoax reaches into the cage and squeezes the bird to death] That's what the plastic's for, asshole!
Pet Parrot: Not on the couch! Not on the Couch! *squawk