Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)

First law of animation is, you can't fall if you don't look down. Avery's law.

Mrs. Doubtfire: Sink the sub. Hide the weasel. Park the porpoise. A bit of the old Humpty Dumpty, Little Jack Horny, the Horizontal Mambo, hmm? The Bone Dancer, Rumpleforeskin, Baloney Bop, a bit of the old Cunning Linguistics?
Stu: Mrs. Doubtfire, please.
Mrs. Doubtfire: Oh I'm sorry, am I being a little graphic? I'm sorry. Well, I hope you're up for a little competition. She's got a power tool in the bedroom, dear. It's her own personal jackhammer. She could break sidewalk with that thing. She uses it and the lights dim, it's like a prison movie. Amazed she hasn't chipped her teeth.

Miranda: Hello?
Daniel: AHHHHHHHH! Layla get back your cell! Don't make me get the hose!!
*softer* Hello?
Miranda: hangs up quickly.

Mrs. Sellner, The Social Worker: Oh, by the way. Do you have any special skills?
Daniel: Oh, yes, I do. I do voices.
Mrs. Sellner, The Social Worker: What do you mean, you do voices?
Daniel: [German accent] Well, I do voices...
Daniel: [as evangelist] Yes!
Daniel: [as martian] We've come to this planet looking for intelligent life. Oops, we made a mistake.
Daniel: [as Russian immigrant] Happy to be in America. Don't ask for a green card.
Daniel: [as monster] I want you in the worst way.
Daniel: [as Groucho Marx] Well this is certainly a rough meeting and it's not going very well for me, I'll tell you that.
[as Chico Marx]
Daniel: Hey boss, give her a chance. She's gonna loosen up any moment.
Daniel: [as Sean Connery] Look at me right now, Moneypenny, I want to undo that bow and get to know you.
Daniel: [as a used-car salesman] I'll be crazy to make a deal with you!
Daniel: [as Ronald Reagan] Nancy and I are still looking for the other half of my head.
Daniel: [as Walter Brennan] This is it! Yes, I'm doing it! I'm sitting on a gold mine!
Daniel: [as Humphrey Bogart] Don't make me smack you, sweetheart. I'll do it.
Daniel: [as Pudgie] Figaro!
Daniel: [normal voice] I do a great impression of a hot dog.
[leans back straight, trying to keep a straight face]
Mrs. Sellner, The Social Worker: Mr. Hillard, do you consider yourself humorous?
Daniel: I used to. There was a time when I found myself funny, but today you have proven me wrong. Thank you.

Cop: Ma'am, are you aware that it's against the law to possess animals of a barnyard nature in a residential area?
Miranda: What if you're married to one?

Mrs.Sellner:Ms.Hillard Your waters Boiling
Daniel:[with cake frosting on his face] Helloo!
Mrs.Sellner:AAgh

Jonathan Lundy: "Does your girlfriend have a girlfriend?"
Daniel: "Hey, it's the 90's!"

Mrs. Doubtfire: "He was quite fond of the drink. It was the drink that killed him"
Miranda: "He was an alcoholic?"
Mrs. Doubtfire: "No, he was hit by a Guinness truck"

The only thing you'll be watching from now on is deep CNN. Now, between the hours of 3 PM and 7 PM, I'm in charge. And when I'm in charge, you will follow a schedule. Those who do not follow the schedule will be punished.
-Mrs. Doubtfire

Euphegenia Doubtfire dear, I can Hip Hop, Be Bop, and yo yo myself I mean cuppa cocoa!

-Mrs. Doubtfire