Dogma Quotes
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      Rufus:"You masterbate more than anybody on the planet" Jay:"Tell us something we dont know" Rufus:"When you do it, your thinking about guys"
      8944
        Bethany: "Nobody is fucking me!" Jay:"We'll take head"
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          "Oh, say you're the Metatron and people stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Hestin movie and suddenly everyone's a theology scholar!" :Metatron
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            jay:
            jay:is it true that chicks fart if you give them a good blast in the ass?
            -jay
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              rufus and jay:
              rufus to bethany:you are the last descendant of jesus christ.jay:so does that mean your part black?
              -rufus and jay
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                Azrael:
                Pick THAT up.
                -Azrael
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                  Jay:
                  I know they were just kids, but we kicked their pube-less asses!
                  -Jay
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                    Loki:
                    I have seen what happens to the proud when then take on the throne. I'm goin' back to Wisconsin.

                    -Loki
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                      Metatron:
                      Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.

                      -Metatron
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                        Rufus:
                        I think it's better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier. Life should be malleable and progressive; working from idea to idea permits that. Beliefs anchor you to certain points and limit growth; new ideas can't generate.
                        -Rufus
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                          Bethany:
                          New Jersey? That doesn't sound like much of a crusade.
                          -Bethany
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                            Bartleby:
                            You know, here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there is a God. You have been in his presence. He's spoken to you personally, and yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist.

                            -Bartleby
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                              Serendipity:
                              That's the cosmic joke. I can give out a zillion and nine ideas a second, but I can't keep any for myself.
                              -Serendipity
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                                Cardinal Glick:
                                Fill them pews, people, that's the key. Grab the little ones as well. Hook 'em while they're young.

                                -Cardinal Glick
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                                  Azrael:
                                  Oh no, I've seen way too many Bond movies to know that you never reveal all the details of your plan, no matter how close you may think you are to winning.

                                  -Azrael
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                                    Gun Salesman:
                                    We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target shits him or herself. Try it on.

                                    -Gun Salesman
                                    8929
                                      Silent Bob:
                                      No ticket.

                                      -Silent Bob
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                                        Bus Station Attendant:
                                        There's one at the same time tomorrow. I suggest you not underestimate the staggering drawing power of the Garden State, and show up two hours in advance.

                                        -Bus Station Attendant
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                                          Nun:
                                          I never thought of it that way... what am I doing with my life... what am I...?

                                          -Nun